I was just randomly looking at the Wayne County, Michigan (home of Detroit) recent bookings and came across a bunch of hilarious names but none could top this one:
Antoeneigh Teileeth Chandler
A misspelled phonetic version of Anthony, An – toe – neigh?
I have no idea what is going on with the middle name, I couldn’t even hazard a guess as to how that is pronounced.
Anyway that is going to be a tough one to beat but as long as Shaniquas keep getting knocked up they will keep giving their little crickets hilariously dumb names.
Teevis? Be like all smart n’ shit. Shitavious from Cleveland got scrubbed from internet but I have the story in archive. Gut busting laughs from that one.
Error-Ethan Hawke is the useless cuck husband and not the grizzled prepper with surplus of supplies in Great Reset Leap Forward heads up Leave the World Behind from Chimpy the Kenyan studios.
Tea leaf?….