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Court docs: Fort Wayne man charged with arson cut off genitals, set them on fire

For a relatively small and conservative city, Fort Wayne has more than her share of lunatics.

What started as an investigation into a stabbing and arson took a disturbing turn in Fort Wayne after a man admitted he’d set his own genitals on fire.

On May 6, the Fort Wayne Fire Department investigated a fire at a detached garage. Around the same time, police were responding to a reported stabbing, according to a probable cause affidavit.

The property owners of the garage said a neighbor woke them up to alert them to the fire. The owners noticed a family member, 36-year-old Christopher Peden, was missing.

Meantime, Fort Wayne police encountered a stabbing victim who turned out to be Peden, according to court documents. As he was being taken to a hospital, he claimed he’d been stabbed somewhere in downtown Fort Wayne. He also said he’d been threatened the day before.

According to court documents, Peden later told investigators he was “dishonest” about the stabbing and “wanted to be truthful.”

That’s when he revealed the true cause of the fire.

Peden said he went to the garage and “harmed himself” by “cutting off his penis” with a kitchen knife, according to court documents.

He told investigators he then poured gasoline on it and “set it on fire on the floor of the garage just inside the door.” He walked away until he encountered police.

The guy has some issues maybe? I can’t imagine being able to hold a knife anywhere near my junk but to saw off the family jewels?

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They will hopefully get this guy some help but then he will realize what he did, so I am not sure that is a kindness.

3 Comments

  1. LargeMarge

    re : vigilantes
    .
    * What if D’Carlo Brown thought he was a vigilante by stabbing Iryna Zarutska — forever 23yo — in the throat.
    * What if DIE-hire magistrate Teresa Stokes imagines she is a vigilante by freeing Brown and hundreds of other brown vigilantes to act against those she imagines as owing the brown culture a debt White folk must pay with our lives.
    .
    * Luigi saw his execution of that insurance dude as vigilante, clearing the slate.
    .
    * In the fictional setting of TURNER DIARIES, the protagonists are vigilantes, acting within the dictates of their peculiar moral code.
    .
    * At the Mount Carmel religious homeschool and homestead, all the LawEnforcementOfficials — up to and including janet gxdamned reno and the ClintonCrimeSyndicate — believe their elimination of seventy-six (76) Branch Davidian threats were the necessary acts of vigilantes.
    .
    * In irseal — that fake made-up crummy little country — the khazars are acting as vigilantes by sniping Palestine babies.
    .
    Without watching the documentary CITIZEN VIGILANTE and based solely on reviews, does Idealized Aryan whack a bunch of low-level bureaucrat-level annoyances?
    Although the machine is temporarily missing a few easily-replaceable cogs, it grinds on?
    .
    * * * *
    .
    The usual agents provocateur advise us to make lists of the usual political irritants, the usual dope-fiends, the usual ILLxGxLS, and all the rest of the usual problems society would be better without.
    .
    Let’s say pretty much everybody whacks pretty much everybody, leaving only the planned five hundred million souls aboard our spaceship Earth.
    We few survivors accomplish the goal of the WEF and Agenda 2030 goofballs without them lifting a finger.

  2. Big Ruckus D

    And here I thought GenItalia was a big insurance company. But being a being a big insurance company, naturally they’re a bunch of dicks. Herewith, your claim for fire damage has been denied.

    Now, how the hell does a guy manage to cut his own junk off with a kitchen knife? That takes a level of commitment and focus that very few people possess.

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