Fort Wayne keeping it real.
Court docs: Fort Wayne man charged with arson cut off genitals, set them on fire
For a relatively small and conservative city, Fort Wayne has more than her share of lunatics.
What started as an investigation into a stabbing and arson took a disturbing turn in Fort Wayne after a man admitted he’d set his own genitals on fire.
On May 6, the Fort Wayne Fire Department investigated a fire at a detached garage. Around the same time, police were responding to a reported stabbing, according to a probable cause affidavit.
The property owners of the garage said a neighbor woke them up to alert them to the fire. The owners noticed a family member, 36-year-old Christopher Peden, was missing.
Meantime, Fort Wayne police encountered a stabbing victim who turned out to be Peden, according to court documents. As he was being taken to a hospital, he claimed he’d been stabbed somewhere in downtown Fort Wayne. He also said he’d been threatened the day before.
According to court documents, Peden later told investigators he was “dishonest” about the stabbing and “wanted to be truthful.”
That’s when he revealed the true cause of the fire.
Peden said he went to the garage and “harmed himself” by “cutting off his penis” with a kitchen knife, according to court documents.
He told investigators he then poured gasoline on it and “set it on fire on the floor of the garage just inside the door.” He walked away until he encountered police.
The guy has some issues maybe? I can’t imagine being able to hold a knife anywhere near my junk but to saw off the family jewels?
Mugshot for reference:
They will hopefully get this guy some help but then he will realize what he did, so I am not sure that is a kindness.
re : vigilantes
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* What if D’Carlo Brown thought he was a vigilante by stabbing Iryna Zarutska — forever 23yo — in the throat.
* What if DIE-hire magistrate Teresa Stokes imagines she is a vigilante by freeing Brown and hundreds of other brown vigilantes to act against those she imagines as owing the brown culture a debt White folk must pay with our lives.
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* Luigi saw his execution of that insurance dude as vigilante, clearing the slate.
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* In the fictional setting of TURNER DIARIES, the protagonists are vigilantes, acting within the dictates of their peculiar moral code.
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* At the Mount Carmel religious homeschool and homestead, all the LawEnforcementOfficials — up to and including janet gxdamned reno and the ClintonCrimeSyndicate — believe their elimination of seventy-six (76) Branch Davidian threats were the necessary acts of vigilantes.
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* In irseal — that fake made-up crummy little country — the khazars are acting as vigilantes by sniping Palestine babies.
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Without watching the documentary CITIZEN VIGILANTE and based solely on reviews, does Idealized Aryan whack a bunch of low-level bureaucrat-level annoyances?
Although the machine is temporarily missing a few easily-replaceable cogs, it grinds on?
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The usual agents provocateur advise us to make lists of the usual political irritants, the usual dope-fiends, the usual ILLxGxLS, and all the rest of the usual problems society would be better without.
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Let’s say pretty much everybody whacks pretty much everybody, leaving only the planned five hundred million souls aboard our spaceship Earth.
We few survivors accomplish the goal of the WEF and Agenda 2030 goofballs without them lifting a finger.
“We few survivors”?… That’s hubris. Also, hilarious.
Well that certainly adds a new twist to the old expression, “Burn, baby burn.”
…”dicksoff inferno”
And here I thought GenItalia was a big insurance company. But being a being a big insurance company, naturally they’re a bunch of dicks. Herewith, your claim for fire damage has been denied.
Now, how the hell does a guy manage to cut his own junk off with a kitchen knife? That takes a level of commitment and focus that very few people possess.
But wait, there’s MORE!
Then he throws the shit on the floor and sets it on fire!
And watches it long enough that it catches the whole building on fire!
He ain’t done yet. oh no. Then he leaves and gallyvants around the neighborhood for a spell.
What did he do, tourniquet the junk? And what about, what one would assume, the unbelievable pain?
The blood loss? …and resulting lowering blood pressure?
Oh wait, maybe he just offed the knob? Granted, I gain no solace for the suggestion, but it makes the overall effort more plausible.
> how the hell does a guy manage to cut his own junk off with a kitchen knife? That takes a level of commitment and focus
Eh, you’d be surprised. While I don’t know personally of anyone who’d cut off his penis (as in transecting the shaft), I’ve read several case reports about men who castrated themselves, by themselves, and then basically went about their business. I know an endocrinologist who has a patient who is a bit of a religious nut (RN).
While in college RN was tormented by lustful thoughts of the coeds in his dorm. He was afraid that the devil was working on him through his genitals (that literally damned testosterone), so he cut his own balls off. Did this under the influence of barbiturates (not opioids, because he had to be clear headed enough to do the actual surgery and the subsequent hemostasis and bandaging. RN came to medical attention not for the auto double orchiectomy, but because a month later he was STILL tormented by lust, and therefore tried to remove some internal organs that also produce minute amounts of testosterone. But the point is that RN managed to cut his own balls off while living in a crowded college dorm, and this did not come to attention for a month.
It’s a strange world.
Goodness, gracious, great uuuh
Balls of fire?
A bit off topic (though in the neighborhood, so to speak) I offer this “nugget” that I once wrote when learning that 25% of men who surgically “doffed their dicks” requested re-conversion back to male in less than 2 years:
” Said Jacqueline, who used to be “Jack”
On the permanent loss of her sack.
‘Doctor, find me the owner
Of my donated boner
Because now I am wanting it back.’ “
Ok, I laughed so hard my balls hurt. That limerick was quite the masterful – dare I say it – stroke.
Why, thank you, good sir. God knows, we need a good laugh in these times…..
From the above article:
“The owners noticed a family member, 36-year-old Christopher Peden, was missing [his genitals.]”
“As he was being taken to a hospital, he claimed he’d been stabbed somewhere in downtown [Peden].”
“According to court documents, Peden later told investigators he was “dishonest” about the stabbing and “wanted to be truthful.” ” [That takes balls! Oops! Sorry, I was being insensitive].
Well, apparently he still has the balls. So he has that going for him.
I would like a little more detail on how family members “noticed” he was missing his pecker.
That’s a valid point. One more than the perp presently has.
The memes virtually write themselves, do they not?
The hospital alley off of I-69 isn’t that small along with at least 10 interstate exits.
It looks like it got a large dose of Long March Fundamental Transformation into New Man workers utopia.
It’s gonna work this time, the burning it all down.
That’s quite the level of commitment ….
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Perhaps he wanted to go all the way to judaism: you only cutoff the foreskin ?!!!
Hold my beer.
GUARANTEED this asshole wants to be a woman and is a trans lunatic.
Any man who knowingly and willfully cuts off their junk are fucking CRAZY !!
Well, you can’t say he looks nuts anymore.