I Tell Ya Life Ain’t Easy For A Boy Named Sue

I’ll see your boy named Sue and raise you a boy named Lesabian. His mama heard that Johnny Cash song and said “Hold my purple drank”.

Shreveport man arrested in September double homicide at vacant bowling alley on Mansfield Road

The Shreveport Police Department has arrested a man in connection with a Sept. 12 double homicide in the 6500 block of Mansfield Road.

At about 12:09 a.m., officers responded to reports of a shooting on Mansfield Road. They found a white BMW that had crashed into a vacant bowling alley. Inside, officers found two men with multiple gunshot wounds.

David Young, 26, and LaJames Smith, 31, were taken to a hospital, where they were pronounced dead. Detectives with the Violent Crimes Unit began investigating.

Wait for it….

Detectives identified Lesabian Thomas as a suspect. On Oct. 8, 2026, Thomas was detained and taken to the Shreveport Police Department’s Investigations Office for questioning. After an interview, he was arrested and charged with two counts of second-degree murder.

Wow, even for lesbian, er Lesabian, he is homely.

You name your son Lesabian and he is 100% guaranteed going to end up on the news in a mugshot. I would love to know what his mama was thinking naming him that, likely she is so pig ignorant and illiterate that she had no idea that his name looks like “lesbian” at a quick glance.

Anyway he is going to get to embrace his inner lesbian for the next few decades in a Louisiana prison.