With apologies to the The Marvelettes:
Oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman….
Toledo man accused of repeatedly hitting his own child with a mailbox
You have to give them some credit, they certainly have a knack for turning just about anything into a weapon.
A Toledo man was arrested over the weekend for allegedly repeatedly hitting his own child with a mailbox while the child was in their mother’s arms, according to official court records.
Police say on Saturday, July 11 around 5:03 p.m., 31-year-old Ronald Ensley repeatedly attacked the mother of his child while she was holding the child in her arms. Because of this, court records allege Ensley repeatedly hit the child in the head with a mailbox.
Court documents also allege Ensley choked the mother of his child at the time of the incident.
Recall that I have suggested on many occasions that the only thing worse for a black kid than growing up in a fatherless home is growing up with their father present in their lives.
My wife and I have been together, first dating and then married, for close to 40 years and I have never struck her because it is a cowardly thing to do. To hit her and my child with a mailbox (not even sure how that happened) before strangling her? We see once again that impulse control they are so famous for on display.
What do you suppose the odds are that the “mother of his child” is a mudshark?
Police refuse to release name of the victim to protect her and the child. I suspect the chances she is a coal burner is well over 50%. Black males have no issue using violence against a partner, and they often see whites as a legitimate target.
A black chick would have attacked him right back, perhaps using the child as a bludgeoning tool.
I LMAO on that because it’s so true…
If there was mail in the mailbox, would it be possible to charge him with destroying mail 🤔
“Mr. Postman” was a hit record way back in 1961. I recall schoolgirls singing it back then. The Marvelettes were a black female group from near Detroit. It took them 5 more years to have another hit, “Don’t Mess with Bill” & I remember it quite well from early 1966. As far as the article, what did you expect?
By the way, my parents were married 71 years & both lived to their mid 90’s. Miss ’em, too!
In the absence of confirmation, the victim is probably a mud shark. If she is, I’ll wager she’s a fat blond. In my days as a MP and later as a Peace Officer in SoCal, 2G men prefer fat blonds. Just saying.
Dweeze, in SoCal – the blonde hair was a ‘flag’ the niggers loved to fly, and fat women? Dey loves dem dat big azz…
Probably blondes, but also, personal experience, red hair. You’re a magnet for them. It’s weird and creepy.
This reminds me of a story (years ago now) in which Tonya Harding (she of figure skating, and the attempted contract kneecapping of her chief competitor infamy, among other things) got into a domestic dispute with her then boyfriend, who she attacked with a hubcap. Because naturally, the first and most convenient blunt object one typically has lying about the house is a hubcap. I’m left to wonder if the use of a mailbox as a weapon makes it a federal crime? In the end, a nigger can’t even do a proper job of going postal.
What? You’ve taking like you’ve never beaten someone with a hubcap before. Crazy, man!
Heh. In this age of alloy wheels (and that’s been largely the case going back to the 1990’s) hubcaps aren’t so easy to come by. I just remember laughing about the fact she assaulted the dude with a hubcap, it was the perfect additional chapter in her life story. She was probably using it as a spittoon on the side table in the living room. That’s how I pictured it, anyway.
That’d be like pistol-whippin a fella with a tupperware handgun!.
Don’t touch the mail or boxes as it is federal.
Local a guy was playing mailbox baseball and they made him sit in jail for months.
He didn’t play anymore when they let him out.
This was 1990s before the Long March West Israel fundamental transformation.
Banjo Lip Mooncrickets haven’t been told NO for sixty years as part of comrade kommissar LBJ’s Great Society.
Arthur, you are a super hero. I don’t know how you manage to sift through all of these stories on the daily without ending up in a homicidal rage. God bless.
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They say brevity is the soul of wit…. Screen name AND message confirms. I laughed. 🙂
And, she’ll go back to him.