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No, it isn’t Nancy Pelosi’s husband this time….

Man Googled ‘how to kill someone with a hammer’ before killing trans girlfriend with a hammer: prosecutors

Spoiler alert: a “trans girlfriend” is a faggot that dresses like a chick.

I hope you have a strong stomach….

Yikes. If that was a scrathc-n-sniff picture it would smell like AIDS.

Prosecutors say a Chicago man Googled how to kill someone with a hammer before using one to beat to death a transgender woman he had been in a relationship with.

Deandre Bell, 24, is charged with first-degree murder in the death of Davonta Curtis, 31, whose body was found by family members inside her apartment in the 2400 block of West Lake Street on April 8. Prosecutors said she had been in an on-again-off-again relationship with Bell.

In a detention filing, prosecutors said the two spent part of Easter Sunday together and video showed them returning to Curtis’ apartment building that evening. Sometime between 11:40 p.m. that night and early the next morning, Bell struck Curtis repeatedly in the head with a hammer, prosecutors alleged. Surveillance video then shows Bell leaving the apartment building alone at 1 a.m. on the morning after Easter.

Curtis’ sisters, concerned after not hearing from her for a couple of days, found her body naked and partially covered by a sheet. Her blue 2009 Hyundai and her car keys were missing from the apartment.

Chicago police issued a bulletin for the vehicle, and officers later located it in the 2400 block of West Lake Street, with Bell behind the wheel, according to prosecutors. They took him into custody, and Bell signed consent forms allowing investigators to search his phone and backpack.

Driving around the car of the faggot he killed. Smart. I wonder what was in the backpack?

Inside Bell’s backpack, investigators allegedly found a tool belt containing a hammer with suspect blood on the claw. Suspect blood was also found on a screwdriver and a tablet found in the backpack.

A search of Bell’s phone uncovered two searches that prosecutors say were made before Curtis’ death: “how to kill someone with a hammer?” and “if a person gets hit in the head with a hammer while sleeping what happens.” Prosecutors did not offer a motive for the murder in their detention filing.

I have a question. Even for a sub, do you really need information of “how to kill someone with a hammer”? I would think it would be self-explanatory, the sub-humans in 2001: A Space Odyssey figured out how to kill each other with a thigh bone without the benefit of a Google search.

Just imagine how bad crime would be if 2Gs were not so fucking stupid.

17 Comments

    • Big Ruckus D

      Man, this doofus really was a zero bandwidth splibtone if he had to research how blunt force trauma works. They sure aren’t sending their best.

      • Lineman

        Now we get to take care of him for the rest of his life aren’t we all so happy about that… Anyone else tired of doing all that??? I know I am just wish others were as well…

        • TakeAHardLook

          230 grains at 880 fps to the medulla oblongata.

          Fast, easy, minimal cleanup and a 0.00% recidivism rate.

          Soylent Brown, anyone?

          • Big Ruckus D

            I’ll ok the production of Soylent Brown only if it served exclusively to shitlibs. Because those fuckers should have to choke on what they’ve wrought.

            Otherwise, I say we just start launching them into space en masse, and leave them there. 2G’s bitched about all the money for the space program not being used on them instead, so that solves two problems at once.

      • TakeAHardLook

        If the gg had ever worked in construction–or made a doll house for his (illegitimate) kid–he might have hatched his dastardly plot without leaving an internet trail.

        God! But these niggers are f’kn stupid!

  1. JENKEMVIEW CANCERS

    Sounds like a DEI sequel to Grand Torino, where the “zipperhead” kid inherits Walt’s car and tools and presumably learns to use the tools. If I ever go to Chicongo, and I don’t plan to, I’ll buy a bag of chink-made hammers at Harbor Freight and scatter them out in the hood.

  2. Max Wiley

    As if the internet searches didn’t give it away, carrying around the uncleaned murder weapon in the victim’s vehicle is not very smart.
    It’s all so tiresome.

  3. Large Marge

    Speaking of dumb…
    Prior to Northern European Heritage folk going to OFF REE KAH!, the brown had dung-huts.
    .
    We taught them about mud-huts, but they had trouble getting mud.
    So we, us being us, taught them to look for mud in muddy places.

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