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Those Damn Iranians!

After They tried and failed to get Their wind-up toys to assassinate Trump, They suddenly came out with some cockamamie story about an Iranian plot to assassinate him. Obviously intended to distract and set the stage for manipulating Trump into attacking Iran if he “won”, it never really got much traction.

It is still kicking around the news here and there but someone on Facebook shared something and I had to check it out to see if it was accurate. It was…..

3 charged in Iran-linked plot to assassinate Donald Trump, sources tell ABC News

An Iran-linked plot you say?

Three people have been charged in an alleged Iran-linked plot to assassinate President-elect Donald Trump, an Iranian-American activist and two Jewish Americans living in New York, according to a criminal complaint unsealed Friday in New York.

Farhad Shakeri, Carlisle Rivera and Jonathan Loadholt are charged with murder-for-hire, according to the U.S. Department of Justice. Rivera and Loadholt have been arrested, while Shakeri, who the FBI described as an “asset” of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, is believed to be in Tehran.

The IRGC tasked Shakeri with surveilling and killing Trump to avenge the death of Qassem Soleimani, the leader of Iran’s elite Quds Force, in a U.S. drone strike in Baghdad in January 2020, according to the complaint.

Let me get this straight. An Iranian “asset” was tasked with assassinating Trump so he hired a couple of Jews he met in prison to kill Trump. We are also supposed to believe that Shakeri fessed up to this…

Shakeri informed law enforcement officials that he was tasked a month before the election with providing a plan to kill Trump, according to prosecutors. During the interview, Shakeri allegedly claimed he did not intend to propose a plan to kill Trump within the timeframe set by the IRGC.

…but wait, they don’t even know where this dude is? They “believe” he is in Tehran so when did “U.S. law enforcement” interview him? What a load of horseshit.

Near as I can tell, he didn’t actually carry out any assassinations but the IRGC offered him half a million bucks even though he was deported from the U.S. in 2008 after “serving prison time for robbery”. That doesn’t even make any sense.

Normiecons won’t notice that two of the three “Iranians” involved are Jews of course. I would be willing to bet that Mossad was at least aware of this whole shenanigan, if not actively involved.

With Greatest Allies like Israel, who needs enemies?

10 Comments

  1. Troy Messer

    I don’t believe it is the Iranians at all. There are probably lots of Iranian nationals that interact with any of the number of intelligence agencies. Probably some poor guy refused to play ball with the CIA or FBI, so they framed him. Or maybe some dude outlived his usefulness and they don’t want to pay him. Who knows? I just know that the offical story is never the truth.

    • Big Ruckus D

      Yeah, smells just like more BS pretext to justify future actions against Iran. This is the sort of misdirection the US GOV/MIL has used as a setup to go in – guns blazing – for any number of “enemies”. I’m under no misconceptions over the fact that Iran is hostile to the US (but then why wouldn’t they be, when this place is run by a bunch of dissembling, passive aggressive cunts who are always looking to start some shit) but I also recognize the role that the US leadershit has in creation and perpetuating international disasters. In the modern era, this tendency goes all the way back to the Bay of Pigs and Operation Northwoods.

      To be clear, this doesn’t make Iran a “good guy”, it just makes the US another bad guy. Naturally, the US will try to obfuscate this by couching everything in lies and shades of grey, just as they did with justifying fucking up Ukraine.

  2. Bean Dip Tray

    The problem with CPUSA (D) RAT POS vermin and derp state is that they think everyone is as stupid and useless as their true believers.
    Hymie Kippahs aren’t smart either just chock full of arrogance & hubris.
    The Long Marchers should listen to original imperial executive Ape Lincoln, you can’t fool them all.
    Bomb bomb Iran is why they let Trump win the (s)election?

  3. ghostsniper

    Iran is way over there, and I ain’t, so I’m supposed to take the word of gov’t employees that have proven hundreds if not thousands of times that they are lying baskets of shit?

    Sorry. That train left the station long ago and ain’t never coming back.

    The fedgov is the most atrocious criminal enterprise the world has ever known and there is not one shred of good in any of it.

    My wish is that every gov’t employee from top to bottom die a horribly painful death as soon as possible.

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