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From The Stupid 2G Tricks Files

You and I know better than to expect anything other than rank idiocy from subs but on a pretty regular basis one comes along that makes even a cynical and jaded racist like me say….

Case in point, meet Demonte Satter.

16-year-old charged as adult for murder following deadly robbery on Indy’s east side

Demonte is a budding young physicist/aspiring rapper in Indianapolis. As you can see from this Instagram pic, Demonte is a fine example of the young 2G community….

According to the racist po-leece, then 15 year old Demonte and another young brotha went to the home of a different 2G, 16 year old Kentrell Johnson. They “allegedly” robbed and murdered him. Kentrell’s mama provided this picture of her goodest good boy…

According to his mama Gina: “They took a soul away from us, a really good soul, and we need justice,”. This “really good soul” was a 16 year old who had a gun that these other homies planned to rob him of. I am sure he was a strong advocate for the 2nd Amendment and an enthusiastic target shooter.

Whatever happened, shots were fired and Kentrell was killed.

This is where the story gets ridiculous. Demonte is on camera walking to the victim’s house (after exchanging text messages with the other suspect about robbing Kentrell because no one can ever see those…) and shortly thereafter decides to put a picture on Instagram…wearing the same clothing….and holding the gun he stole after murdering Kentrell.

Even though Demonte Satter was just a budding criminal of 15 when he murdered Kentrell Johnson, he is being tried in big boy court as an adult. Since he provided plenty of evidence including texts showing premeditation for the robbery, in legal terms you could invoke the precedent of “Demonte, you done fucked up”.

He looks like a scrawny little bitch and in the big boy penitentiary he will find out that he isn’t nearly the badass he thinks he is. The planned robbery turning into murder is going to be tough to overcome in court as his attorney can’t use the “he called me nigger” defense as the victim is also black. Oh and the pictures of him with the stolen gun don’t help.

As always the downside is that the taxpayers of Indiana will get to foot the bill for Demonte to be a living sex doll for the actual monsters who are housed in the Indiana State Prison in Michigan City, home to most of the murder convicts in the Hoosier state.

Not a day goes by that the 2G community doesn’t lower the bar of expectations.

34 Comments

  1. Skeptic

    And of course when this hits Facebook, the responses will be, “Where were the paaaaaarrrrreeeeennnnntttssss?” As if 2Gs have parents in a human sense.

  2. Mike_C

    >after exchanging text messages with the other suspect about robbing Kentrell

    Sure, it SOUNDS dumb, but our budding astrophysicist/rapper was setting up his Affirmative Defense of being too retarded to have any responsibility for his actions.

    If you think about it, Delmonte (or whatever the fuck this fruit salad’s name is) has a smarter plan than our Short Victorious War in the Persian Gulf, on account of he done come up wif it his own damn self — using nothing but his paltry 83 IQ. Unlike Trump’s SWV that was engineered by multiple big brains of International Jewelry (sic).

    • Arthur Sido

      This is what always trips me up, I read stuff like this and I start to say “What the fuck was he thinkin….” and then I remind myself that they can’t think and that is part of the problem.

      • Mike_C

        Werner Heisenberg supposedly said “Not only is the Universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we can think.” In the same way, not only is Delmonte dumber than you think, he’s dumber than you CAN think.

        As to the saying about The Best People that goes “you don’t hate Them enough” — well, I don’t know what that means because I don’t know how to calibrate hating someone “enough”. But I CAN say with certainty that no matter how much you hate Them, it’s not as much as They hate you.

  3. Leo

    It’s time for a final solution to this nagging nagger question. They can’t live amongst humans. Anytime one travels to the places they infest, it’s akin to walking into a habitat exhibit in the hominid area of a zoo. At some point, the Law of Averages will exact its toll.

  4. Cornwallis

    A cousin went to Michigan City for coke dealing. He paid the biggest baddest gladiator to watch his back even at almost seven feet tall.
    2Gs broke his arm as he was due to get out.

    • Lineman

      They breed and reproduce faster than they are culling themselves off because they are still being fed, clothed, and sheltered by us…You would think our side would be tired of doing that but I guess as long as the lights stay on they will keep paying their jizya tax…

    • Big Ruckus D

      Well boss, since you asked, I worked up this special edition verse just for you.

      Julio Foolio thought he was Coolio,
      with that Sideshow Bob style coiffe.
      But some nigs from da’ hood
      didn’t like it so good, and bumped young Julio off.
      Yet more 2G’s doing what we all see,
      clapping their brothas in arms.
      But news of his death was tough to be gettin’
      Because it was only reported by a paper in Britain.

        • Big Ruckus D

          If only you knew how long I’ve been looking for an opportunity to use the word “coiffe” and reference Sideshow Bob, all in the same sentence. My determination knows no bounds.

      • TakeAHardLook

        Nice, BRD!
        Here’s my contribution:

        Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
        Would gyre and gimble in the wabe:
        All mimsy were the borogoves
        And the mome raths outgrabe.

        Sadly, I cannot claim ownership of this Lewis Carroll piece.

        But, we should all strive to elevate ourselves when confronted with nigger monkeyshines, as a means to dispel the rot that niggers foster in our fUSA.

        • Big Ruckus D

          Well, we could use a little artistic license and rename it jiggerwocky, since it’s about as intelligible as typical ebonic jibber-jabbering. Not to besmirch the literary stylings of Mr. Carroll, mind you.

      • Big Ruckus D

        Yes, I saw that in the article, and considered playing off that angle in my little send up. But Julio Foolio was just too good to pass up.

  5. JC

    Prisons should be self supporting so that POS’s like this big black buck pay for their own incarceration. They can pick crops under the hot sun from dawn to dusk 7 days a week, so that they are too tired to do anything else.

    • Arthur Sido

      I don’t care what they do, break rocks or dig holes and then fill them back in, anything as long as it is tiring and so awful they don’t even want to go back. A few months of watching TV and lifting weights isn’t much of a punishment

      • TakeAHardLook

        Ah, but the “Saturday Night Cornholing” festivities must really cap a fun-filled week……

        “Said Demonte–no stranger to ‘snatch’
        To his cellmate, Barkevious Latch
        Stay away from my bung
        You damn murdering scum
        Because a load I am soon to detach.”

        • Big Ruckus D

          Ok, I laughed for real. Not that I should be amused by niggotry, really, but I guess I need a coping mechanism.

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