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Now THAT Is A Mass Shooting!

Enough of these paltry 4 or 5 people shot in a drive-by, the brothas in the Buckeye state have delivered a whopper with at least two dozen wounded and one solitary homie dead. This shooting in Akron has surpassed the Kansas City Super Bowl parade shooting casualty count but it likely won’t get a ton of attention.

First, it happened during a large birthday party with hundreds of people near the “Joy Park Homes”, an Akron Metropolitan Housing Authority development. These are also known as “housing projects” or just “the projects”.

Second, there were some witnesses interviewed:


Joyous Payne, which sounds like an S&M madame name, and Treasure Bell. Dang.

Finally, at least 25 people shot but only one fatality. That can only mean one thing:

Boromir, sound the horn!

The summer is starting and the orcs are getting uppity, more mass shootings incoming!


  1. Bean Dip Tray

    CPUSA (D) voting plantations are always lively places.
    Once saw a homemade Green Hornet car with Earl Scheib spraypaint color scheme!
    Ol YT has to keep the door closed and dome light off as a New Civility hive comrade warned.
    These Sons Of Obama learned not to use the spent casings in your face sideways grip?
    How about that West South Africa FUSA with all the best of Zimbabwe.
    Forward! Yes we can.

  2. TakeAHardLook

    Well, sheeeeit, deze niggahs be all in muh face & sheeeeit but deys done missed me ’cause deys holdin’ dey gat all gangsta style ‘n’ caint hit sheeeit.

  3. Gryphon

    That’s the lowest K/W Ratio by feral apes that I’ve heard of lately… homies gotta Up their Game if they gonna get Headline Coverage for a ‘Mass Shooting’ event.

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