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I Wuz Owed!

Busy day but needed to share this one:

A man was charged with burglary on May 16 at the 1000 block of North 16th Street in Richmond, according to court documents. The suspect claims the burglary was a reward for a heroic act, following his protection of a homeowner from being robbed.

Richmond Police Department officers were called at approximately 3:31 p.m. to the area. Upon arrival, they detained two people, one identified as Prince Holsinger-Saine.

The other suspect told police that Holsinger-Saine told them they were going to stop by “this house” and grab a few things to take to Holsinger-Saine’s home, court documents state.

Prince Holsinger-Saine? Sounds like some minor European royalty from Switzerland or Liechtenstein (spoiler: he is not in fact royalty).

He is going with the “It’s OK officer, I wuz owed!” defense….

Richmond PD said Holsinger-Saine claims the incident was warranted. The night before, he said he had visited that residence to “save his niece who was being raped”. Court documents note that Holsinger-Saine then got into a fight with an individual, who he said was trying to rob the homeowner. Holsinger-Saine then claimed that the homeowner told him he could return to the residence and take anything he wanted, but was unable to identify the homeowner.

Here is the Fresh Prince of Indianapolis, not quite a Kang just yet but getting there.

You have to give him props for a unique defense strategy.


  1. Xzebek

    The chimps provide endless entertainment with their monkeyshines and stupidity. Unfortunately, they also provide chaos, mayhem and violence.

  2. Steady Steve

    The way these breadcrumbs come up with the most outlandish bullshit expecting someone to believe them shows how childlike their mentality is. Their mental development stops somewhere around 8 years old, if that.

  3. Bobsuruncle

    We gotta make loonie bins great again, maybe they can sit this cat, trump and/or deniro in the same wing and let them duke it out. Two men enter, one man leaves. That would be some pay per view id cough up the coin for.

  4. Bean Dip Tray

    I’ll have some of what he is smoking.
    A few fries short of a happy meal myself, this one is out there.
    Loony bins will never let you out after some good brain fry by Nurse Ratched but the focus groups and craft sessions are fun with RP McMurphy and you might meet a nice female buddy with ferocious libido!
    Make Loony Bins Great Again?

  5. Leo

    They captured “That Look (TM)” in the mugshot, by which the grroyd exudes faux-sincerity whilst ‘splainin’ such an event in terms which would embarrass a three-year-old.

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