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I Would Be Pissed If That Was My Name

The Midwest is seeing a spate of mass shooting including one with three dead in Columbus, Ohio. Six people were shot, three fatally….

Police said the six people total were shot at 2:35 a.m. at the intersection of East Fifth Avenue and Summit Street. The three people who died were identified as:

  • Malachi Pee, 27
  • Da’ondre Bullock, 18
  • Garcia Dixon Jr., 26
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Malachi Pee? Sure it is juvenile to make fun of his name, especially since he is dead, but it is still amusing. I found a couple of photos of Mr. Pee….

Those are just the arrests I found quickly, I am sure there are more. Here are the nice folks the police in Columbus would like to chat with regarding the shooting:

Guess where they were shot….

Columbus police responded to a shooting near MIA Hookah Café at East Fifth Avenue at about 2:45 a.m. Saturday. Police named Malachi Pee, 27, Da’ondre Bullock, 18, and Garcia Dixon, 26, as victims in the shooting, but police said Saturday it wasn’t clear whether they were patrons of the hookah lounge.

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Hookah bars draw mass shootings like flies on horse manure, because hookah bars also draw negroes like flies on horse manure.

Rest in Pee-ce Malachi.

17 Comments

  1. Ohio Copperhead

    Why do I feel this is an elaborate set up to a joke about cops pull over a car full of dindus for speeding and having more people than is legal for a car that size, but the driver frantically tries to explain, “We got four people in front ’cause I got Dixon–the back seat with another guy, and my sister’s holding them tight to stop them from leaking out till we get to the emergency room where I also have to take a Pee!”

  2. Ohio Copperhead

    Why do I feel this is an elaborate set up to a joke about cops pull over a car full of dindus for speeding and having more people than is legal for a car that size, but the driver frantically tries to explain, “We got four people in front ’cause I got Dixon–the back seat with another guy, and my sister’s holding them tight to stop them from leaking out till we get to the emergency room where I also have to take a Pee!”

  3. Anonymous

    So far as I know, the root of the name Malachi or simply Malach is the color green (like malachite, the mineral). If so, some dumbarse brood sow stuck this poor loser with a name that conjures images of off-color piss. Not as direct as Shit’avius but not far from it, either.

  4. ghostsniper

    The US seems to be a country within a country.
    Or, a bunch of smaller countries within a larger country.
    The larger country, overall, is upstanding, productive, moving forward.
    The smaller countries are typically nonproductive, extremely violent, most primitive.

    The smaller countries are like small pockets of decay, cancerous, and deadly.

  5. Bean Dip Tray

    That’s where the legendary Shitavious came from the mistake by the lake!
    I think he got shooty with it, quick search shows a new Shitavious from last week where a Da’Tuan got killy on a La’Quan at a Pump-U-Full gas station in the CPUSA (D) voting plantation or hood.
    Shitavious 2024, si se puede!
    One day the world will be a better place and Amerikwa the Kwanstain will be 3000 mile glow in the dark charcoal birdbath.
    At least we’ll all finally be equal but some comrades by the peoples champagne fountain are a little more equal.
    Yes we can!

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