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We Wuz On A Mission From God And Sheeiit

Not everyone enjoyed a fun and peaceful viewing of the eclipse yesterday.

Florida police arrested a Georgia woman on Monday after she allegedly went on a shooting spree directed by “God,” during the solar eclipse.

The Florida Highway Patrol arrested Taylon Nichelle Celestine, 22, of Georgia, and charged her with attempted murder, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and improper discharge of a weapon…..

…..An investigation found that a woman, later identified as Celestine, checked out of a local hotel and told staff she was going on a shooting spree directed by “God,” in relation to the solar eclipse on Monday.

Celestine allegedly drove a purple Dodge Challenger with Georgia plates onto Interstate 10 at the 112-mile marker, heading westbound.

Well of course she was in a purple Dodge Challenger, likely with spinners on the rim and at least one window decal declaring her to be a Queen.

You already know this but here she is….

Is it just me or are blacks getting crazier by the day? At least in this case she was on a mission from God so who am I to question her behavior?


  1. Big Ruckus D

    Went out to view the eclipse,
    got accosted by a sheboon with big ol’ lips.
    She pulled up in a purple whip,
    pulled a Glock held sideways and let it rip.
    Dis’ bitch had an angry visage,
    As she unleashed a hail of bullets and let loose a barrage.
    Whites are never safe at the mall, on the road or at the park
    when they’re stuck living in and amongst the dark.

    • anonymous

      That is the clothing they put crazy or suicidal people in. See, you can strangle people or yourself with the typical orange jumpsuit. This tough quilted clothing cannot be used in such a way.

      So they at least believe that she believes she was told by god to shoot people.

  2. Bean Dip Tray

    Dayam! I thought it was going to be a ruination of Jake and Elwood.
    They did see the light at the ol’ landmark with the good reverend Cleophus James Brown.
    Another great morale movie with so many guest appearance cameos and most of Booker T & The MGs, white boys Duck Dunn on Bass and Steve Cropper on guitar.
    Found a tire pressure gauge crackpipe across from local school by the smoke free zone sign with Chore Boy (screen) and something on it.
    Shananay may have dropped it after a deep pull and their mission would be Wakanda.
    Brandon is on it with Wakanda bridge in 2034 and you can get a home in Baltimore for one dollar! [Russia only took two years to rebuild Kerch]
    This just in from Robocop: I wouldn’t buy that for a dollar.
    Fun trivia-12 of the 50 most dangerous cities in the world are CPUSA (D) comrade hives.

    • Mike_C

      “ 12 of the 50 most dangerous cities in the world are CPUSA”

      Well, yeah. That’s because we don’t have common sense gun control. Duh!

  3. Stealth Spaniel

    “Taylon Nichelle” no less! What is it with the names? Did da Mama mis-hear Taylor Michelle? Is Taylon an African name? And Good God woman! Get some make up on!!

  4. TakeAHardLook

    What’s with those Dead Eyes on these nasty-looking she-boons anyway? Every time that I see a pair of those thangs a mantra goes off in my head: “Low IQ, no impulse control, inability to conceptualize risk/benefit of one’s potential actions, relying on the Left’s “get outta jail free” policies….”

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