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Sun’s Out, Chimps Out

After a week of rain, it was a nice Saturday in the Upper Midwest and you know what that means: lead flying among the exuberant urban youths, joggers, breadcrumbs and aspiring rappers. Hey Jackass! knew what was coming and they were correct, with all of Sunday still to go:

43 shot already and Sunday is looking like a perfect day in Chicago for the typical warm weather activities: grilling out, playing basketball, twerking and of course drive-by shootings. It is already 68 and sunny as of 9:30 heading for a high of 75 degrees. That spells more trouble in the Windy City.

The weekend has already had plenty of ugliness including an obligatory mass shooting. (UPDATE: Quick Chicongo Update)

A girl died and ten other people were injured after a shooting at a family gathering on the city’s South Side.

The shooting happened at about 9:18 p.m. near 52nd Street and South Damen Avenue, in the Back of the Yards neighborhood, Chicago police said.

Officers responded to a ShotSpotter alert for 18 gunshot rounds at the location, police said. They found multiple people shot and started performed live-saving measures on the victims.

A witness said they saw a black sedan approach the area, and someone unknown started shooting into the crowd before fleeing southbound on Damen Avenue, Chicago police said in an update on Sunday.

Some of those shot likely were saved because police were dispatched almost immediately thanks to ShotSpotter, a system that the mayor of Chicago wants to eliminate because it is “racist”. Other than the 8 year old girl shot and killed, several other chidlins were also wounded…

An 8-year-old girl was shot in the head, she was taken to the hospital where she later died.

Here’s the latest on the surviving children according to police:

-A 1-year-old boy was shot in the abdomen and is in critical condition.

-An 8-year-old boy was shot in the abdomen and is in critical condition.

-A 9-year-old boy’s hand was grazed by a bullet, he is expected to be okay.

Most of my readers are gun owners and many are gun enthusiasts and shooters. Imagine shooting into a crowd where children were present. You can’t imagine it because you aren’t a piece of shit like the two joggers that shot into the crowd knowing damn well that kids were there. Of the adults shot, none died of course but a bunch were shot in the feet and legs. Solid shooting with your stolen Glocks equipped with switches no doubt.

The day is just getting started in cities around the country and the Glocks are being loaded as we speak. Somehow all of this is of course my fault.


  1. Big Ruckus D

    It is utterly predictable that the mayor of Shitcongo (I still find myself wanting to call it VietRahm) would want to abandon Splibtone Spotter, as the much vaunted tech that was promised to help police reduce crime has served mostly to reinforce stereotypes about who (and where) was responsible for the majority of crime involving guns. Can’t have that now, can we?

        • Big Ruckus D

          Shot spotter is of dubious value, no doubt. But I just gotta laugh that they are pissing away money on tasers instead. This will almost certainly mean more dead cops (not that I’m going to cry over that outcome, certainly) as the thinking is to reduce the number of breadcrumbs that will be shot during police encounters. Any cop who goes for his taser as the first course of action will probably get aired out by the suspect who will be pulling a real gun.

          You’ll notice that nowhere is there any consideration given to simply not spending money on shit that either doesn’t work or isn’t really needed.

          • Lineman

            You’ll notice that nowhere is there any consideration given to simply not spending money on shit that either doesn’t work or isn’t really needed.

            Why would there be though when there is no consequences to spending money foolishly…

            Without Just Consequences Chaos Reigns…

            • Big Ruckus D

              Oh, I do understand that. I was just speaking rhetorically. And you’re absolutely correct, without accountability being forced on these morons, they’ll continue to spend money on stupid crap just for the sake of using up their entire budget. For all intents and purposes, there is no “or else” clause in the law that leaves these idiots subject to punishment for their screw ups.

  2. Anonymous

    A witness said they saw a black sedan approach the area…

    Oh, sure, when it’s a black sedan, the media jumps all over the color of the car. What if it was a White sedan? They wouldn’t feel compelled to mention the color at all and just report that “a sedan” approached the area with it’s cargo of chimps. Muhfuggin’ racist reporting.

  3. Anon

    There have been ten and twelve year olds shooting people and stealing cars. Even toddlers pointing guns and a six year old shooting a teacher.
    Nits make lice.

  4. Lineman

    Think of how much that all just cost the tax payer and then think of the daily cost of the nigger tax and realize that unless they all are repatriated you will never have a sane society…

  5. Bean Dip Tray

    Just read about one out of the glorious peoples republic of Georgia (CCP) under comrade commissar Kemp and Rattensberger, a Monday poisoned baby milk with antifreeze in an attempt to get out of child support.
    Pappy just declared bankruptcy to do the same but still was involved with direct money best road trip ever vacations and priceless life teachings from an elite army recon unit veteran, no need to get all killy with it and there is an EBT card for every spawn.

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