Poor little fellas were all tuckered out after a busy day of theft.
CHICAGO – Four men had an assault-style rifle, two pistols outfitted to fire like machine guns, a device used to duplicate auto key fobs, narcotics, and other items when Chicago police officers found them sleeping inside a stolen Maserati last weekend, prosecutors say.
According to court records, Judge Maryam Ahmad ordered all four men detained, three due to the nature of the charges filed against them and the fourth on out-of-state arrest warrants.
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The car in question was a 2015 Maserati Ghibli. The breadcrumbs in question are named Arquis Alexander, Tyand Wilson, Matrice Smith and Ramanze Robinson. The first thing I would do after stealing a Maserati, a distinctive car that would attract notice, would be to take a little nap. With guns on my lap. In Chicago.
They had a stolen car and a slew of ARs and Glocks with switches, plus more goodies…
A bookbag near Smith allegedly contained three additional “Glock switches,” the illegal after-market devices that allow ordinary semi-automatic pistols to generate machine gun-like automatic gunfire. The bag also contained 16 suspected oxycodone pills, a digital scale, and a black ski mask, according to police.
According to reports generated by CPD, officers also found a car key fob programmer and blank key fobs in the back seat.
Definitely want to make sure as much evidence as possible is in the vehicle with you to make the prosecutor’s job that much easier. All four have a pile of priors and outstanding warrants as well. Four all around swell guys that were only stealing the Maserati so they could make it to class at the local community college where they were turning their lives around.
There once were four negro criminal punks
Anyplace they went, the place just plain stunk
They cruised around Chitown stealing guns and cars like a bitch
And then got caught napping and in possession of a switch.
Anyway, I heard their Maserati does 185. Now they go before the judge to shuck and jive.
LOL, Joe Walsh: “My Maserati does one eighty-five, I lost my license, now I can’t drive…”
Ding ding ding…we have a winnah! Gotta love Joe Walsh. The genuinely coolest guy in rock and roll, IMHO.
…..They live in tenements, tear out the walls, They have taxpayers pay for it all…
Nicely done. I like it.
“Your honor, my clients are obviously just innocent victims of White Supremacy and police brutality. I recommend you release them.”
“Oy vey yes you’re right these noble blacks should be let out. See you at temple on Saturday?”
“Oh of course I’m bringing lox it’s only $9.99”
I wouldn’t have thought it possible, but the chimps are actually getting more stupid.
Tuckered out after a big day of thievin’ and shootin’
You have to admit the floor is coming up a bit in car theft when garden variety hoodlums like these are using key fob duplicators.
Back on the streets the next day on a no-bail bond. They’ll never show up for their hearing and nothing will ever come of it. Now, if this was a white guy taking a nap after praying outside an abortion clinic, 10 years hard time, baby. Gotta keep the streets safe.
Part of the reason that these gingers so rampantly break laws is that, as low-IQ as they are, even these dumbasses can notice that other gingers who commit felonies seem to be getting back on the street with virtually no penalty.
The White, Liberal, guilt-ridden pansies of the Left, who are or who appoint judges, see to it that the gingers have become the protected class, can do no wrong, or are “making up for centuries of White privilege and systemic racism.”
My take differs somewhat: Where are MY reparations for having to live in the same nation as this feral, low-IQ, low tech farm equipment, a bio-weapon imported into the U.S. hundreds of years ago–largely facilitated by (((J)))-owned slave ships?
For that matter, where’s our reparations for all the stuff they’ve stolen and destroyed? I can count a pretty nice bike and some Tonka trucks I used in the sandbox (as a child), some tools off a job site, and a recent delivery off my front porch just for starters. At least they haven’t gotten my Maserati yet…
Damn they are inside your wire Brother…
Yes and no. I know they’re not from around the neighborhood. They’re just opportunists who commute around from their urban hell holes to steal good shit from people that actually have some. Admittedly, that’s not much consolation. But unless I decide to pull up stakes and move to the middle of nowhere, this kind of stuff will continue to be a problem.
Presently, my livelihood pretty well necessitates that I live within reasonable distance of a population center. I’m suburban, but I’m under no illusions about how quickly and readily they can overrun this place.
Construction trade is booming up here Brother…
Always remember during the install: “Front Toward Enemy.”
Completely understandable. I’m often exhausted after work, even waking up tired at the prospect of even more work all so others can leech off of me.
So tired.
So tired and sick of all of this shit. It’s not burning down quick enough.
Feel ya Brother maybe time for a change of scenery…
Goodfellas:
“Karen! Nobody goes to jail unless they want to get caught!’
“You know who goes to jail? Nigger stick-up men!”
“You know why they go to jail? Because they fall asleep in the getaway car!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EU58-49CjM