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Internet Tough Guy Alert!

In the middle of last night some tough guy got super triggered by my Substack posts

Ol’ Hudson Baldwin III here is apparently a “professional organic farmer” and a dirt consultant, not to mention super proud of having a couple of Master’s degrees. Having a MS or MA is only impressive to people don’t know how ridiculous most of those degrees are.

You can read his semi-literate ramblings on his Substack notes page, and perhaps leave him some encouraging comments. His Substack is mostly him screeching about Orange Man Bad and other predictable talking points. It is amusing that his Substack user name is “@kindfarmer” when everything he writes comes with spittle of impotent rage, not to mention what I assume he thinks are ominous and well written threats to “put a permanent stop to your and your problem bullshit” and to “send you on the next trip”. I am really not sure what “Somebody needs to fucking in that shit” means, sounds like some sodomy fantasy or something. He keeps inviting me to have a beer with him, I am afraid he might have some weird fetish or something, but sadly I am not interested in his amorous attention.

Watch yourselves around this one boys, he seems like a really dangerous individual.


  1. Mike_C

    “fucking in that shit”
    Yeah, that caught my eye too. Speech-to-text maybe? The (totally valid from an ethnographic standpoint, and not at all indicative of anything negative) dialect of AAVE substitutes the “eh” phoneme with “ih” so that the word MEN is pronounced MIN. (When is whin, and so on.)

    So it’s “fucking in(d) that shit” which is “fucking end that shit”.

    Dun tol you, ya cracka-ass cracka!

    Unfortunately speech-to-text doesn’t explain the weird Random capitalizations or other stuff….

  2. Filthie

    Well… these are the guys our ruling elite surround themselves with. The smarter ones get positions and titles… and the dumber ones are turned loose for working people to cope with. They aren’t worth the time of day in conversation but they are a fascinating topic for dissident study. Approximately 1/3 of the North American electorate is much like this. If it’s credentials are authentic, it’s obviously been educated beyond its intellect.

    I also have an active interest in Trump Derangement Syndrome. It seems to operate independently of other typical lefty mental disorders. It seems to be another artificially generated mental illness like homosexuality/pedophilia, anorexia and transgender is.

    We should really capture it and study it.

  3. Exile1981

    He seems poorly written; I would be ashamed to write like that. Ms. Veegee my grade 2 teacher would have wrapped my knuckles with a ruler if my grammar was that sub standard.

  4. Harbinger

    I’ll bet he looks just like his avatar. Quakin’ in mah boots, I am.

    Kinda curious now what GAB AI would render from “soil and Political Science”. FJB in a drooping, fully stacked diaper, perhaps?

  5. Xzebek

    I’m assuming that it goes without the necessity of saying in his bio, that he is also a “certified shooter”.
    We’d best give him a wide berth Arthur.

    • Harbinger

      Did you not see his avatar? This guy has a jaw so square it cuts diamond. Chuck Norris took one look at his pic and shat his chaps. If there’s a badder ass out there, I just don’t want to know about it.

      • Big Ruckus D

        Ha. Yeah, I saw the pic. Do I believe that’s really him? Not a chance. And even if it is, he still needs to be punched in the face. Repeatedly.

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