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I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little

The shit I wade through for you people.

Sure, I get it. Being in prison surrounded by other dudes doesn’t leave one with many options, most of them bad, but honestly I can’t imagine anyone ever being this hard up.

SCSO corrections deputy accused of having sex with inmate

SCSO being Shelby County (TN) Sheriff’s Office, Shelby County being the home of Memphis.

A corrections deputy with the Shelby County Sheriff’s Office is being accused of having sex with a 201 Poplar inmate, the sheriff’s office announced Tuesday night.

Last month, Deputy Akira Jones was placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of the investigation.

Jones was arrested on Tuesday and is now charged with sexual contact with prisoners, a Class E felony.

201 Poplar is the address of the Shelby County Criminal Justice Center.

Here is the hottie, Akira Jones, dressed up and looking her best for her formal picture.

That bitch fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and then the tree fell over and landed on her, then someone made a baseball bat out of the ugliest branch on the tree and beat her with it. Even in prison I think that forced to choose between that thing and Vernon Schillinger? Ol’ Vern wins that contest every time.


  1. Jeffrey Zoar

    I’ll never understand how/why people think it’s a good idea for females to guard male inmates

    But spend enough time locked up and you might be surprised what starts looking good. Not that anyone spends that long in the county lockup

    • TakeAHardLook

      Doubtless, Akira’s “date” was hard at work on her Rear End, while earnestly contriving to not even LOOK AT her “Front End.”

      Because, sometimes a house has a nicer back porch than a front step, yo, homie?

  2. Bean Dip Tray

    Wert de ferk is that thing?
    Usually only penis puffers go to the sausage factory or dumbasses that subconsciously wanted to get caught.
    There is a case in TX of wrongful arrest where the man was raped and he is sewing asking for a large settlement.
    What an abomination of desolation if the fourth world turd Kwanstain.

    “We will corrupt the West so bad that it stinks.”

    Comrade Willi Münzenberg, Frankfurt School.

  3. WDS

    Here in South Carolina, Richland County has arrested many of it’s female detention center guards lately for smuggling contraband as well as illegal contact with inmates. btw, all the female guards have one thing in common and I bet you can guess what it is.

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