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It’s just dey culture!

Never heard of him, probably because I don’t watch the NBA and the dude averages just over 4 points and 1 assist as a point guard. He looks fairly light skinned, at least a mulatto?

He must have good ball handling skeelz cuz brotha has him some sticky fingers.

Guard Ryan Rollins, who the Washington Wizards released on Monday, is being accused of shoplifting from a Target store on multiple occasions, according to court documents.

The documents, filed in Alexandria General District Court and first viewed by The Athletic, assert that Rollins allegedly committed the crimes seven times between Sept. 9-Nov. 9.

He was charged with seven counts of petit larceny. 

The former Wizards point guard — who had a base salary of $1.7 million this year, according to Spotrac — is alleged to have taken small household items that include groceries, body wash and candles.

The items he is alleged to have stolen are all valued at less than $1,000, which classifies it as a Class 1 misdemeanor in the state of Virginia.

He has a base salary of $1.7 million. Even after taxes the guy is still pulling down around a hunnerd grand a month and he is out stealing body wash and candles?

My guaranteed salary for 2024?


I’m self-employed so I only get paid for the work I do. No paycheck for me, I do the work, I gets da money. Even when things are tight, I don’t steal from Target (I don’t shop there) or anywhere else. If I don’t have the money for something, I don’t buy it.

This guy was playing less than 7 minutes per game and putting up less than stellar stats and still was making $1.7 million but he was out shoplifting. An NBA team plays 82 regular season games so at 6.6 minutes per game he played around 541.2 minutes in a regular season (Not counting the playoffs, the Wizards are 7-32 so far this season). That works out to $3,141.17 per minute played. Nice work if you can get it.

Now it is quite possible, dare I say likely, that the dude was pissing money away faster than he was making it, buying gold teef and stuff for his homies. Or more likely it was simply run of the mill black entitlement on display. Why steal? Sheeit, why not? Dey gots im-sure-ants and sheeit. It just be our kul-chur. What diffense do it make?

This is further proof that even giving blacks some insane amount of cash for “reparations” won’t change their basic nature and therefore won’t change their lives in any meaningful way.


  1. Moe Gibbs

    Guaranteed income of zero, Arthur? You need a better agent, bruh. Hire you a joo and put da squeeze on massa. Dem spinners and gold teef’ ain’t gonna buy demself’s, yo.

    An’ what’s yo’ beef wit’ Target, homie?

  2. Don W Curton

    We’ve been saying this since the 80’s (at least, maybe longer) when the college recruits were getting busted for stupid shit like this. You can take the nigger out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the nigger.

    Hell, I’ve even had black people tell me, in all seriousness, that every black has some ghetto in him. If the situation calls for it, they pull the ghetto nigger out and let him play.

    • Anon

      >telling you that they got ghetto niggers inside themselves and unleash them when necessary
      Gee, I thought Not All Blacks were bad! I guess I was wrong and even the “good ones” are animals inside as well!
      Haha good thing we’re not forced to integrate them at every level of society including our neighborhoods and schools and key government jobs and military leadership and more! That would be terrible letting such wild beasts have such an influence and having them forced in every aspect of our lives.

  3. pyrrhus

    Pro athletes throw it away….The Bears had a running back named Enos who got millions in signing bonus and salary for his short career…He was last seen working in a factory after it all evaporated…

  4. Anon

    Sheeitt……now hoo sez u kant beet biooologee??? Seemz wheez got us a afikan amerkin on dey SCOTUS who sez she ain’t no what a wemennz iz. These dumbfucks. Wonder how she’d take it if a lawyer called ketanji by its 1st name instead of honor? I mean, what if that lawyer doesn’t know what a Supreme Court Justice is? But these dumbfucks don’t see this shit. Cuz dey Kangz n sheeittt.

  5. Bean Dip Tray

    Hopefully it reaches a point of every interest group having its own lives matter group demanding equal rights plus.
    Si se puede!
    Basketball Jones?
    I hear they like the human flea circus in CCP land they can go play over there for the love of the revolution.
    Target is what you are when you shop at that rainbow bathhouse gloryhole.


    My local newspaper and evening news broadcast were the hardest habits to throw off when I finally realized their disdain for the core audience.

    After that, it was easy to dump the Negro Felon League. And that was at least five years before the chimp riots.

    Perhaps my first act as a dissident was to shitcan the atrocious NBA in the mid 1990s. Gone were the days of Larry Bird, Jerry West, and Pistol Pete Maravich.

    Their replacements were the poo-flinging, vine-swinging, theivin’ likes of Ryan Rollins. This story now means I can name two active NBA players. Almost 30 years with no NBA.

    Bonus, what’s the only thing worse than the NBA? The WNBA……..let the trannies destroy that nignest too.

  7. Stealth Spaniel

    This thief took “small household items that include groceries, body wash and candles”??? Is he a woman in his off time? Cuz that is what women steal. Good Grief!!

    • Ohio Copperhead

      Yeah, I wondered about that too. I mean, maybe I’m just ignorant even for a guy but I didn’t even know what bodywash was and how it wasn’t just a dumber name for soap until I looked it up just now; the idea of buying it, let alone stealing it, would just never enter my mind.

      Maybe if they kick him out he could just finish the transition and go on to play for and dominate the WNBA!

  8. Bobsuruncle

    “This is further proof that even giving blacks some insane amount of cash for “reparations” won’t change their basic nature and therefore won’t change their lives in any meaningful way.”

    I 100% agree, which is why I am in favor of reparations. Like bill gates said , if we do a good job (11%) we could get that number down. Pay these monkeys and they will generate everlasting entertainment and will accelerate their own genocidal self destruction. Just buy stock in chrysler, glock, bmw and mercedes. Anyone sitting on an SRT, you will have gold sitting there.

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