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Up There! In The Sky! It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s A Pavement Ape!

I am not a lawyer but this doesn’t seem like a good way to approach the bench….

A Wednesday sentencing hearing in Las Vegas suddenly looked like football practice, as the defendant leapt over the judge’s bench and tackled her to the floor in a brazen blitz captured on video.

Playing the role of an aging quarterback with a weak offensive line was 62-year-old Judge Mary Kay Holthus. The walk-on defensive tackle was 30-year-old Deobra Redden, who’d already pleaded guilty to attempted battery with substantial bodily harm and was in court to learn his punishment….

….Redden’s lawyer requested probation, but Holthus waved off that suggestion in light of his previous felony convictions. “I appreciate that, but I think it’s time he did a taste of something else because, I just can’t with that history,” said Holthus. “In accordance with the laws of the state of…”

In the next instant, the courtroom turned into chaos, as Redden is heard shouting, “Aww, fuck that, bitch!” He then rushes the judge’s desk and easily soars over it, arms spread wide to envelop her and drag her to the floor.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/watch-triple-felon-flies-across-vegas-courtroom-attacks-lady-judge

Ah the old English legal precent “Awww, fuck dat bitch”.

The internet didn’t disappoint.

Good times.

39 Comments

  1. JENKEMVIEW CANCERS

    That was a full blown, Cat 5 chimpout if I’ve ever seen one. And whoever doctored that shit up with Trump and the football gets a banana sticker.

    Love the gorilla Superman. Me and Pig Walrus have spent the last two days squandering precious time on the AI generator you shared with us coming up with the most offensive images possible that the censorship sinners will allow.

    There’s a bunch of “black Superman” images out there. Our searches are along the line of “jive looking black man with large Afro flying with obese white woman”.

    Thanks for the gift that keeps on giving.

  2. Jeffrey Zoar

    That is some legitimate athleticism. Didn’t even use his hand to vault the bench, that came entirely from the legs. He must be seriously mentally defective, for if he was only moderately so he could have been a sportsball star.

  3. Passin by

    Dey fast. And if you don’t know that, you better learn.

    It’s why they should be chained to the floor at sentencing. Hands, Feet and Throat.
    Ball gaged.
    And a deputy with a load, safety off gun to the back of there heads.

    “Flinch boy and yuh aint gota worry bout do’in any time”

  4. Pig Walrus

    Jenkemview and I used to make memes the old fashioned way; with colored pencils and poster board.
    Not as easy, but just as funny.

    • JENKEMVIEW CANCERS

      Hahahahaha. Good memories. Detention, writing sentences (did anyone else have to do that?), restitution for damaged property, naked pushups.

      But those poster boards are still being discussed 40 years later. Ahhhhh…….the days of yore.

  5. Moe Gibbs

    Dat White bitch made him bust out his flying monkey!

    To be honest, it looked like a legal tackle. (I’ll see myself out, now…)

  6. Hickocks Ghost

    I thought I was watching a modern remake of the Wizard of Oz. Only one flying monkey, but he was attacking the good witch.
    I have seen a lot of chimps flinging their own shit, but that’s the first time I’ve seen one flinging their whole body.

  7. Jon

    Any ideas what injuries the judge sustained?
    The clerk next to her was ineffective…
    That he was unrestrained may have been a legal requirement, though it was a sentencing hearing so hed already been found guilty. That the deputies were unprepared for monkeyshines was unforgivable. There will ALWAYS be monkeyshines.
    Back in 2005 we had a courthouse shooting in ATL when a defendant Brian Nichols, 34, 6’4″, 200#, overpowered the lone female deputy escorting him, beat her senseless, took her gun and killed 5 people including the judge.
    I hope Georgia courts have not eased off on the level of security for courts in the intervening 20 odd years.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Nichols

    • Anon

      >female deputy
      >female
      Enough said.

      I don’t mind the judge getting fucked up either with how the entire legal system is against White Men. It was a nice bit of amusement.
      The video was poetic: a nog attacking an old judicial cunt while the state and american flag fell.

    • Arthur Sido

      I hadn’t heard about that one, but I liked that they captured him after his hostage gave him meth and read The Purpose Driven Life to him. I would rather the cops gun me down than have to listen to a Rick Warren book.

  8. Bean Dip Tray

    A society that chucks the constitution over for muh cibil rights and elevates a Kenyan to demigod status deserves to be erased from existence.
    It will be get its wish of being put out of misery and it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of stale lame third rate fake and GAE CCCP/CCP wannabes.
    Just like China they view the people as their greatest threat while external enemies make moves and coalitions.
    Have zero love or loyalty to FUSA who wants you gone by any means necessary.
    Always uncivil. Always Irish Democracy.

    • Steve

      Better yet if both lose.

      Though at least this judge apparently wasn’t just going to turn him loose, like most of the other useless judges out there. No idea if she would be brutal to the J6 or not, but couldn’t be much worse than the ones that are hearing the cases…

  9. realwesterner

    If she’s a leftist activist-apologist for POC’s then she got the slop from the trough she’s been filling up. If she is a conservative, she needs to sue each judge, sheriff, police chief, district attorney and public defender that allowed that man to be out on the street following his previous offenses. Sue them down into the ground and into fine dust. Assuming she is a leftist (serving as she is in annexed Kali territory) the episode is literally a criminal attacking a criminal…no tears from me.

  10. John Wilder

    Pretty talented! I heard the judge asked for him to be brought back into the courtroom by “any means necessary”. I think she’ll have some very, very interesting words for him.

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