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Dats How We Baptize ‘Em In Da ‘Hood

Sorry, one more. I can’t resist!

A church pastor has been arrested for allegedly attacking a McDonald’s employee and trying to push him into a deep fat fryer.

A manager in training was working at a branch of the popular fast food chain in High Point, North Carolina when she later told police other employees were “disrespecting her.” She called her husband, 57-year-old pastor Dwayne Waden, to help.

According to a charging document obtained by The Smoking Gun, Waden arrived and immediately launched into an attack against one of the cooks, repeatedly punching him in the face before wrapping his hands around his neck. He then began “pushing his head toward the deep fryer,” before alarmed witnesses intervened and pulled Waden off the 34-year-old victim.

https://archive.vn/gfEHr

That church must be lit!

According to his Facebook page, Wade works as a truck driver and is pastor of Elevated Life International Ministries, which recently celebrated its second anniversary.

Seems reasonable and in keeping with The Great Commission….

Den Jeebus came to dem and says, “All autority im da heaven and on dis erf done been gibs to me and sheeeit. Dey fo goes and makes dee siples of all fast food workers, bab tizing dem in da name of da Ronald and of da Hamburglar and dat Holy Grimace” (Matthew 28:18-19, Ghetto Standard Version)

Turn da udder cheek and I dunk dat one in da fryer too bitch! Those blacks and fast food joints, what a combo!

13 Comments

  1. Harbinger

    fast food chain in High Point, North Carolina

    Well, of course Mickey-D’s is located in High Point. Not to be confused with the more affluent district of Glock, North Carolina.

    The photo of the scowling Revrun – is that his mugshot, or does this holy man of the cloth actually use that menacing visage as his publicity photo?

    • Jeffrey Zoar

      A negro pastor preaching liberation theology a la the good right Rev. Jeremiah Wright would be expected to be pissed off. So it’s a fitting way for him to present hisself. The scowl is indicative that not enough gibs have been giben.

    • RISOTTO

      You are clearly threatened by the mere image of a strong, confident Black man. That’s not “menacing” — that’s Black Pride and you’d do well to learn to respect it: all of you fishbelly grub people.

      And none of you know the full story of why Pastor Waden did (or was accused of doing, rather) what he allegedly did. Let’s wait for actual facts to surface shall we? This is a verbal lynching you’re trying to commit, you dysgenic chalk-faced albino, and lynching is (finally) a Federal crime. Funny how you talk and talk about law and order but only when it serves your ends.

      RiSotto

        • Ohio Copperhead

          What’s with the Italian food preudonyms? First La Sagna, now this?
          Is this totally tongue-in-cheek? A troll? Or low POCIQ earnestness?

          I wonder which side this wopper (wop n*gger) will be on when the spaghetti hits the wall.

      • Anonymous White Male

        “You are clearly threatened by the mere image of a strong, confident Black man.”

        Oh, a strong, confident black man…..that attempts to dunk someone’s head in frying grease that would completely disfigure him, if it didn’t kill him. Allegedly. Reported by the MSM, a group of people that go out of their way to make excuses for you joggers.

        Your post yesterday as Lasagna mentioned lynching as well. You do realize that of the less than 4,000 lynchings reported since 1865, a third of them were White people that were lynched, don’t you? You see, White people discipline their own when the judicial system fails. Why don’t you nigs do the same? If you are actually a nig. Perhaps you could answer a question I’ve had for years. Why would anyone want your race around? Really. You are a net negative for EVERY country you exist in. Even your own. You literally can only survive on a sustenance level when you don’t have White people to glom onto. Perhaps you could follow your own natural inclinations and separate from us White debils? We have done nothing but “oppress” you. Why do you want to be anywhere near us? Maybe because your people can’t live the good life without Whitey around. And you know it. But, nigs will never address this because dey be no gibs when Whitey gone.

  2. Big Ruckus D

    Dayuuuum, the golden fried chicken bucket trophy for most outrageous nigotry of 2023 is coming right down to the wire here. 2.25 hours left (central time) for any notable last minute submissions.

    Come on now you magnificently melanin infused scholars, we know you gots at least a couple more worthy headlines in you this evening.

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