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We Wuz Missin’ An’ Sheeeeit!

This is some primo pandering by Gavin “Gruesome” Newsom.

Newsom wants to be President and he knows that to get the Dem nomination you need dey black vote. Biden got the nomination over Sanders in 2020 in large part because of his strong showing among blacks. If you want black votes, you have to do stupid crap like this.

From the story, emphasis mine:

For the first time in the nation’s history, a statewide system will alert residents of missing Black [sic] youths, beginning Jan. 1.

California Gov. Gavin Newsom signed Senate Bill 673, also known as the “Ebony Alert,” into law Sunday.

The legislation enables the California Highway Patrol to authorize alerts announced on the changeable message signs along freeways if a vehicle is involved in a missing person incident.

The CHP can also contact media and use social media to disseminate a bulletin. Supporters of the legislation say young Black [sic] people have too often been classified as “runaways” and therefore get listed as missing less often under the current Amber Alert system.

Under the new law, the CHP will consider an alert for Black [sic] people ages 12 to 25 if the missing person suffers from a mental or physical disability, if there’s a threat of danger or if the individual is being trafficked.

Other circumstances include if the person has disappeared under unexplained or suspicious circumstances or even if there’s a danger due to environmental or weather conditions.

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As the article notes, this extends to blacks of up to 25 years of age. That reinforces my position that most blacks are basically the emotional equivalent of overgrown toddlers. It also can be used in the event “there’s a danger due to environmental or weather conditions”. Weather conditions?

“Yo, yo, yo. Be on da lookout for Ja’Jigglypuff Jones. He be out on da corner slinging dat rock and the weather man he be callin’ for heavy rain and sheeit! Y’all know Ja’Jigglypuff can’t swim!”

Apparently black children wander off a lot and are frequently sex trafficked. I wonder if there is a reason for that?

The Maryland-based Black and Missing Foundation, a nonprofit organization dedicated to promoting awareness of disappeared people of color, noted that 39% of all missing children in the United States in 2022 were Black.

That percentage jumped 2 percentage points from a 2018 FBI report that put the number at 37%. Both percentages are not proportional to the Black population in the U.S., which sits at 14%.

The Congressional Black Caucus also released a report in 2020 showing that 40% of all sex trafficking victims were Black and 57.5% of all juvenile prostitution arrests are of Black children.

I am sure that there is nothing specific in the black community, like for example most blacks being born out of wedlock, that would lead to them being more frequently sex trafficked.

On the bright side, I ignore most Amber alerts as it is as most of them end up cancelled and if this would go nationwide I would be able to immediately dismiss “Ebony Alerts”.

A more serious note. As I said, this pandering by Gruesome Newsom ought to be embarrassing to the black community. The idea that they need their own alert system that extends to 25 year old adults who might be in danger because of bad weather is one of the most patronizing moves to come out of the White liberal paternalistic class in a long time. Sadly most blacks won’t recognize this as pandering that assumes they are not capable of the most basic human functioning without the government standing right there to keep them from wandering into traffic. Hell, they might as well extend it to blacks of all ages. If you are going to pander, nothing is too ridiculous.

17 Comments

  1. JENKEMVIEW CANCERS

    I turn off all alerts on my phone, including, and especially the Amber Alert.

    Down here in Tejas it’s predictably one of three scenarios/

    1. La’Bortia went to the club and got toe up from the floe up can’t reccomembuh who she left lil Shit’head with.

    2. Pedro took Maria’s anchor baby back to Honduras because a red jurisdiction popo is on the lookout for him and they don’t play.

    3. Billy Wayne took Bobbie Sue’s mulatto for collateral as she’s not made her weekly installment for her meth habit.

    I hope Apple and Android actually have options for both “Amber” and “Ebony”. Maybe I’ll turn the Amber one back on.

  2. Exile1981

    I saw 2 last couple monthd were the abductor was unrelated to the abductee… both times the abductor was native. Usually its a non custodial parent.

    On the ebony alert – it will be 200 missing baby daddies each who went out for milk or cigs and never came back.

    24 year old Jam’all Re’tard is missing. Last seen walking down MLK blvd on the way to get a pack of cools and some milk. His 3 children and his 3 baby mommas are all worried for his safety.

  3. saoirse

    When asked what was his ‘secret’ to perennially being in the top 3 national sales rankings for his chemical company, a former friend of mine said it was always making sure to pitch the head negroidal (i.e. custodian) at the business (especially gubment) and give him lots of free stuff. Handing out novelties and gift certificates led to endless reoccurring sales orders. The best part was that Shufro and Leroy didn’t care what the price of the chemicals was – naturally because they weren’t paying for them. White managerial types would never argue with their black clean-ups pets so they got everything they wanted.
    It’s truly heart-warming to know that ‘missing’ 14+ year old pongoids will have the entire community’s doting attention whilst on their way to a shootout or a looting.

  4. Moe Gibbs

    Now wait a cotton-pickin minute here! I thought race was just a ‘social construct’ and we aren’t supposed to notice skin tone.

    And riddle me this, Batman. If no one is actually looking for a missing black, is she really ‘missing’?

  5. Exile1981

    I saw 2 last couple monthd were the abductor was unrelated to the abductee… both times the abductor was native. Usually its a non custodial parent.1p
    On the ebony alert – it will be 200 missing baby daddies each who went out for milk or cigs and never came back.

    24 year old Jam’all Re’tard is missing. Last seen walking down MLK blvd on the way to get a pack of cools and some milk. His 3 children and his 3 baby mommas are all worried for his safety.

  6. pyrrhus

    Statistically, more than 98% of missing children turn up with friends or relatives relatively quickly..some of the black missing “children” will turn up shot to death…

  7. Don Curton

    Historically, there used to be groups of white men who’d volunteer to ride out into the night and look for poor little lost black runaways, find them, and bring them back to their home. On the plantation. Glad to see we’re bringing this tradition back. Fun times.

    And yeah, my Android has an option to disable Amber alerts, but the provider has grayed that option out and I can’t turn it off. And like others, I’m betting 75% or more are nothing more than custodial disputes between divorced couples.

  8. Bobsuruncle and your Aunt

    1. I turn off alerts from family and most friends. Why the F would you even have them on for Uncle Sugar?
    2. So, after going through the motions of not describing potential assailants and perps by demographic, the need is undeniable and since they say most black perps who commit violent crime fit this age group. I see this as a workaround to their PC game. We gots ass an ebony alert… description of “perp”, then don’t say what the BOLO is for but get the description out there. Brilliant!

  9. anonymous

    It’d make more sense if the Ebony Alert was for missing fathers. Find the fathers, and the community might get a head a bit.

    And, yes, I agree with all the posters about the Amber Alerts. They are always listing the other parent as the “kidnapper.” I ain’t going to get involved with family stuff.

  10. Stealth Spaniel

    So, once again, the already overburdened California Taxpayers are funding a special alert?? It’s not like this fXXking state is short of funds or anything. It’s time to burn the entire system down.

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