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The World’s Most Boringest Man Drops Out

More Indiana news as our wayward former Governor Mike Pence ends his quixotic quest to vanquish his former boss, dropping out of the Republican Presidential primary. I am not sure who was telling Mike he ought to run, after the last couple of years he couldn’t win statewide election in his own state of Indiana much less win any other states.

What I found interesting about his declaration of dropping out was where he did it:

Former Vice President Mike Pence on Saturday announced that he is suspending his 2024 Republican presidential campaign.

“I came here to say it’s become clear to me this is not my time,” Pence said at the annual Republican Jewish Coalition convention.

“So after much prayer and deliberation, I have decided to suspend my campaign for president effective today.”

He wasn’t the only one that came to bend the knee to the “Republican Jewish Coalition” convention

Former President Donald Trump – the commanding front-runner for the GOP nomination as he makes his third straight White House run, and all of his top 2024 rivals addressed RJC leadership meeting.

Of course the Queen Neocon Warmonger, “John McCain With A Uterus” Nimrata “Nikki” Haley had to use Pence dropping out as yet another opportunity to suck up to the Israel lobby

But the next speaker, former ambassador to the United Nations and former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley, started her address by praising Pence.

“I want to first say just a special point to Vice President Mike Pence. He’s been a good man of faith. He’s been a good man of service. He has fought for America, and he has fought for Israel. And we all owe him a debt of gratitude,” Haley said to applause from the crowd.

I am a little surprised Haley even mentioned America, her only real concern is how much you grovel for Israel.

If you want to be the GOP nominee, you have to do your little dog-and-pony show for Jewish donor groups. While Jews are only around 2% of the population and the Jews that vote do so overwhelmingly for Democrats by at least a 2-1 margin, many of the big dollar donors in the party are Jews and not being seen as completely sold out for Israel is a death sentence among evangelical voters.

Is it any wonder that the GOP is completely impotent when the most critical issue in the party is how much you kowtow to a foreign nation?


  1. Plague Monk

    I went yesterday to a show for a certain type of collection. There were no dindus, no wetbacks, no Asians. Mostly attended by upper class white males with some women and a few well behaved kids. Nice, except that far too many of the vendors were kowtowing to the Pissreal lobby, and didn’t appreciate my “Isntreal Delenda Esta” sportshirt.

    Too bad, but all of them wanted my money. I politely refused to do business with these dealers, explaining that I am a participant in the Isntreal BDS movement. I lost out on some stuff that was on my purchase spreadsheet, but being retired, I don’t have to bend my knee to the (((savages))).

    From what I heard this morning from a dealer that isn’t a bootlicker, the jew lovers didn’t do that well, and neither did the Donnie Dumpster cultists.

  2. Bean Dip Tray

    Rubio has some disco boots for Rhonda Santis?
    What a great time this revealing and sorting!
    The neo-Whig fellow traveler Grand Old Politburo Washington Generals and that fruity cuck they just (s)elected for speaker are more worthless than a pet rock from the 1970s.
    Lil’ Mikey Pence can go sit in the Benedict Arnold section with Karen.

    • Zorost

      He still hasn’t gotten his 6 million pieces of silver though. Since he wasn’t going to collect by getting elected, I’m sure there is some other spot for him in the next admin. Even if the Dems win, I bet he ends up ambassador to some place warm, or perhaps a university sinecure.

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