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A Commendable Work Ethic

A local scholar showing us all what a can-do attitude can accomplish!

Teague is accused of robbing:

Dollar General, 8760 Southeastern Ave., on July 21
Dollar General, 8323 E Washington St., on July 27
Dollar General, 1801 S Emerson Ave., on Aug. 11
Walgreens, 6745 Southport Rd, on Aug. 15
CVS, 7935 Brookville Rd, on Sept. 19
Walgreens, 11025 E Washington St., on Sept. 25
Dollar General, 2509 Albany St., on Oct. 6
Walgreens, 5095 E Thompson St., on Oct. 7

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/impd-track-down-man-tied-to-9-indianapolis-robberies/ar-AA1ijcQv

That is probably the most work Tyler Teague has put in during his entire short life. Also, what is going on with his hair?

According to the story he scored $600 on his final heist so if that is an average haul he was pulling down $1200 a month only working an hour for two days a month. Nice work if you can find it. Now this 18 year old is probably facing a decade in prison where he can rest up from his frenetic crime spree.

In other Indianapolis news, sounds like a 9 count mass shooting at a “large party” last night. You can assume that won’t get anywhere near the same attention as the Maine shooter….

14 Comments

  1. Bobsuruncle

    Im sure he didnt have accomplices, they do nothing by themselves.

    Here was one that caught my eye, a Texas “teen”, always teens, scholars usual garbage, he is 19, he is an adult. This nappy headed NAPA, decided he’d have his buddies film him punching unsuspecting people in the head. No mention of those scholarly accomplices either.

    He said he just made a mistake….multiple times…police are investigating despite his admission and video evidence.

    He said, they only show the bad parts, and that he hugged people after.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12683767/Teenager-sucker-punching-strangers-Alford-Lewis.html

  2. WDS

    A decade in prison? Some feckless prosecutor will collaborate with the equally feckless public defender and plead it down to almost nothing, maybe even “time served” if Tyler promises he’ll behave. Too bad a cashier didn’t shoot this MF’er in the face.

  3. Harbinger

    Reminds me of an ancient nursery rhyme, updated here for the times…

    A diller, a dollar [General], a ten o’clock scholar,
    What makes you come jog so soon?
    You used to come jog at ten o’clock,
    But now you come jog at noon.

  4. Jenn

    Bobs- that article was front page this morning, now gone. If it had been reversed, there’d be riots and hayte crime investigations.

  5. Zorost

    When asked why he robbed banks, Willie Sutton answered, “because that is where the money is.” I guess the big money these days is in Dollar Generals and Walgreens.

    • Arthur Sido

      Even most banks don’t have that much cash, the tellers normally don’t keep all that much in their drawers (they usually have a lower drawer and an upper drawer as well). But Dollar stores? I am not sure I have ever paid cash at a Dollar Genital.

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