This might be the closest Africans have come to achieving space flight.
Live footage of Me minding my business and life tries to throw some bs my way. pic.twitter.com/iIc0pqqdBA
— Snorlax 🧸 (@theyhatekris_) August 26, 2023
If you are going to come after a water buffalo, don’t stand in front of it.
Seriously though, that walrus outweighs the little chick like three to one and was trying to ignore her, and still the little one gets up in her face and pays the price for it. That famous impulse control on display.
Lil Skankette was all hat, no cattle.
Click on the link and you see nothing but Afircanz bouncing around to jungle music….On a side note (and out of curiosity), did they even event the wheel (or was it imported like a lot of basic technologies)? Pre-Columbian America did not have the wheel. Basic portages, which held back technological development (roads, animal husbandry, plough, metallurgy, agriculture, trade, communications, etc.), which is why Pre-Columbian America was stuck in the stone age.
One Time I saw a List of what Wasn’t Invented on the Dark Continent over the past 100,000 Years or so of non-Evolution. I need to try and find it. As for the Wheel, I’m guessing that it made its way from Asia (China, likely) into places like Egypt. North America was the same, when White Europeans came, the “Native Americans” were Stone-Age Tribes.
It was imported, but still hasn’t been adopted by affikans. It exists in affika, but its natives still haven’t quite figured out how to make or use wheels in everyday life.
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I saw something a few years ago that was some Christian ministry touting a new labor saving device for Africa and it was basically a water barrel with wheels.
The most common version of the Wheel seen in Apefrica is an Axle from a Junked Vehicle and Bald Rubber Tires, pulled by some Malnourished Critter. (never a Horse). Like every other Vehicle, it is Imported from a White Country.
I’m not sure if there was a non-genetic reason for why the injuns were still in the stone age. They had far better domesticated plants, and Euros domesticated the buffalo fairly quickly. They’d had contact with Europe for a few hundred years before Columbus, and there are iron tools found in viking sites in north america.
Good lord. I want nothing to do with that crowd.
You know what I focused on, first thing? Those big, goofy false eyelashes.
She looked in the mirror and decided she looked super hot.
Cannibals!
You could feed a large family for months off the big one.
What was that, a MAGA rally? I didn’t see one human in that crowd during that whole episode. Just a sea of darkness. Imagine the smell.
Hilariously, that 300 pound wrecking machine did not even pull the sail foam down from her left ear while upending the pickaninny who was gettin’ all up in her bidnez. And that pickaninny has to be the skinniest black female I’ve seen in 30 years.
So what was the beef? Dueling over some fine homeboy? Last piece of fried chicken missing? Stolen weave? Had to be something of epic proportions like that for this Da’Vid and Go-Li’ath drama to be played out so publicly.
Did you mean “Dee’Dee and Gorilla”?
300 pounds? You sire are entirely too generous, she was pushing 400 easily.
I’d dub it good old fashioned sheboonery.
The little one is pretty fearless, I guess good for her?
Oh man…wasn’t able to tell if she stuck the landing or not…..will have to give it a 8.5.
I bet she was hurting the next day, I think she landed on a seat.
The big girl certainly had impulse control. Controlled it perfectly.
I thought she was remarkably composed, the little one had to get right in her face before she responded.
There once was a…….
Oh fuck it!
Her flying through the air is poetry enough
There once was a sheboon from Inglewood
who said to a niggress, “bixnood”
The last thing she saw
was the fatties big paw
As she flew through the air to the hood
Looks like feeding time at the monkey house. Other than that, I’m laughing too hard to comment.
I can’t even imagine trying to sit through that game , the hooting and screeching would be unbearable.
Regarding Incase and the wheel.
Look at the topography of the country they lived in. Even today, there are places there the wheel is practically useless. They had a series of highways and runners for carrying messages, and heavy freight way moved other ways.
I’m not going to take the Mezo-American civilizations to task because they did not use the wheel.
They were very sophisticated civilizations even without it, compared to Africa.
Well, when push comes to shove . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wstIBq2H0z8