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Dey Takes Dey Cheezes Srsly Yo

Shenanigans at Wendy’s in my old home town….

Customers allegedly assault, try to rob Wendy’s staff in Toledo over no cheese on chicken sandwich

Two people were arrested after police say they assaulted and tried to rob the employees at a Toledo Wendy’s restaurant after cheese was left off the chicken sandwich they ordered.

Court documents show Dominique Ezell and Jalinia Stuart are facing robbery charges after they allegedly tried to take an employee’s phone during the altercation.

According to Toledo Police records, it happened at the Wendy’s in the 1800 block of Laskey Road near Miracle Mile on Wednesday afternoon. Employees called 911 to report a disorder at the location. They told officers that a disgruntled drive-thru customer, “who did not receive cheese on her crispy chicken sandwich,” entered the restaurant and angrily confronted the employees.

“Without provocation she grabbed two Frosty’s from the counter and threw them at the employees and knocked/threw several items from the register area,” the incident report reads. “Including the cookie display which hit and injured a pregnant female employee.”

Police say Stuart was carrying a minor child at the time. Shortly after, Ezell came in and began throwing items as well, damaging a sales register. Employees were able to remove the two suspects and were taking photos of them and the vehicle when Stuart allegedly grabbed an employee’s hair and pulled her to the ground in order to take the phone.

Guess who!

That is one of the most 13% stories I have read in a while, or at least in the last 24 hours. I must be weird, I have gotten the wrong order many times from the drive-thru and never decided to assault the employees of the restaurant.


  1. Don Curton

    As Leo Geotz (Joe Pesci) said in Lethal Weapon 2, “They fuck you at the drive thru!”

    I haven’t eaten at a Wendy’s in ages, maybe decades. Mostly Whataburger on the few occasions I stoop to fast food. McD’s only for breakfast. But yeah, wrong orders on many occasions and I never so much as raised my voice.

  2. Moe Gibbs

    If the incompetent Wendy’s worker who fo’got dey cheese is also black, where be tha racisms? Or is fo’gotten cheese a systemically White racist ingredient baked right into the deeply oppressive cake of this profoundly racist society that such poor, noble dindus are forced to endure for dey righteous gibs?

    Cheese-less crispy chicken at Wendy’s. See, people? This is why black folk can’t have nice things.

    • Mike_C

      The racisms be dat girl Wendy white and all dat shit.

      But don’t worry, the live-action Disney remake will transform the white, red-headed Wendy into a negress. Or am I thinking of The Little Mermaid? Hmmm.

      Speaking of which, a text recently received from East Asia: “Why do I need to pay my $$$ to see an ugly actress?” TLM is not generating interest nor enthusiasm in the Asian markets. Bwahahaha.

  3. Dr. Hollowpoint

    The concept of self-control is rooted in White supremacy.

    Also, I would like to say to all you Blacks, I can assure that I have never ever received a Wendy’s chicken sandwich without cheese.

  4. Olguy

    Very very few of them ever emotionally or intellectually mature to Adult status.
    They are Forever Spolied Brat Children.

  5. saoirse

    LOL! Only niggers would name their son Jalinia. Maybe Nigger Lies Matter will burn down all the fast food joints now – except fo da fried chikin.
    They’ll beat the charges and be elected to the Toledo city council.

    • Mike_C

      I’m guessing the male is called Dominique, and they just messed up the order of the names in the caption. It’s a French dude name.

      Remember former IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn? Yeah, that guy. Totally French. Do NOT look up his early life. And if you know that Kahn is a cognate of Cohen then you need to kill yourself. Only haters notice that kind of stuff. Shame on you for knowing it.

  6. lunastargazer

    Many years ago I realized I had to steer clear of Denny’s, Waffle House and IHOP.

    If I have to into a restaurant when traveling I scan the restaurant before I go in. Mixture of Asians, Hispanics and whites with the wait staff and cooks the same. I go in. More than 10 black, I leave. Usually something happens and the later it is, the more drunk and agressive they are.

  7. Bean Dip Tray

    Yo, yo, dat beyz the CPUSA (D) 2024 Preezy and Vpeezy of the steezy!
    Si se puede!
    Forward…to the Great Society.

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