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Dat Impulse Control

Just delightful.

I spent a week with a 2 year old toddler in Florida and he exhibited better self-control as well as a better grasp of the English language.


  1. saoirse

    Undoubtedly, a common occurrence in Shitcago.
    There’s a video taken from the Jiffy Lube where the she-boon rolled her ride over. She slides out (unfortunately), goes over to bitch at the other niggers, slides back into the vehicle to fetch her purse, then walks back toward the gas station. Never concerned about the car she hit in the street……..or is it “skreet”. Plague monkeys of the cultural pestilence!

  2. Ray

    This, right here, is why we can’t have nice things. I’ve spent six decades, working and paying taxes to subsidize this shit. Can you imagine something like this happening in, say, small-town Kansas in the 1920s? Our entire country is being overrun with this stupidity. They have to go back… or there’s simply no hope for us.

  3. AZFloyd

    A few feet to the left and the dude being dragged would have been crunched between the door and a fender.

    It was entertaining the same way Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom (this probably ages me) is entertaining. Watching these pavement apes in their habitat doing their pavement ape thing.

    I want to give a shout out to the White engineers that designed that SUV in such a manner that the pavement ape could not only survive but live to fill up the 2nd half of the show.

    Twas thinking. There is a nexus of interstates in Chicago. Drop off pallets of shoes and tell the yuffs it is a free for all. All they gots to do is get to the interstate.

    Boom a good chunk of east west commerce is clogged.

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