What does a Looter-American mama do when she has her a new li’l baby future looter son and can’t decide between calling him Jonathan or naming his Shawn?
Name him both of course!
POSEY COUNTY, Ind.–A man wanted for murder in Colorado was arrested Friday morning in Posey County.
An Indiana State Police trooper was patrolling I-64 and discovered a 2015 Nissan Pathfinder traveling at 86 mph. The trooper tried to stop the Pathfinder, but the driver sped away and went onto a county road.
The driver was identified as Shawnathan Deangelo Chance, 26, of Dunn, North Carolina. They say he reached speeds in excess of 90 mph before losing control, leaving the road, and landing in a field.
Shawnathan. I love that one. I also loved that some dude who was wanted for freaking murder was driving down an interstate at 86 mph instead of keeping it cool and driving a normal speed. Why not spray-paint “I’m wanted for murder, pull me over pigs!” on both sides of your car and maybe the top in case a chopper goes by. I have never been wanted for murder, or any crime for that matter, but one general rule of thumb if I was would be to not draw attention to myself when driving. See we got dem intrawebz and sheeit, so dey cops in Indiana can talk wif dey cops in Colorado.
Criminals be stupid but even by criminal standards Shawnathan seems to be exceptionally dumb but you can write it down now, he won’t be the dumbest criminal of 2023. Probably not even in the top 1000.