Another heartwarming tale to warm the cold embers of my heart.
More criminals masterminds at work! The story gets better when you read the details.
According to the report, two women were sitting in a parked car in the area of Coleman Street and San Miguel Avenue waiting to go to a party on Saturday, Nov. 19.
While they were waiting, a car parked directly in front of them. Three men got out with guns pointed at them and yelled at the two women to get out of their car, the women told police.
One man pulled the woman in the driver’s seat out of the car, got into the seat and tried to drive. The woman told police that the car is push-to-start and the man appeared to have trouble getting it started.
He put his gun in his lap while he tried to start the car, and the woman said she grabbed it and ran away. Within seconds, a man tackled her from behind. She turned toward him and fired the gun at least once.
While on the ground, she said another one of the men started shooting at her, the report states. She pushed the man who tackled her off her and ran south as the other man continued to shoot at her. She said she hid in a nearby house’s yard and heard someone yell out that his friend had been shot. She came out of hiding once the police arrived.
The man who was shot was pronounced dead at the scene, and police described the shooting as a case of self-defense in their report.
One of the men was arrested, 18 year old Jaylen Morrison….guess who….
The ever-predictable dead eye/vacant expression. Hilariously Failed Carjacker is probably the best his mama could have hoped for.
It is a safe bet that the as yet unnamed accomplice that was killed looks an awful lot like Jaylen. A third criminal mastermind was also arrested….
Another person was inside the apartment when Morrison was arrested, according to the report. That person told detectives he was in the car with Morrison during the carjacking.
That was kind of him, making the cop’s job that much easier by admitting to being in the car.
It is remarkable that people this stupid managed to make it to adulthood without stepping off a cliff or drowning in the toilet.