The story itself is fairly standard, a band of smash-and-grab Looter-Americans hit a jewelry store Tennessee but store employees called the cops when they saw a fella walking into the store during the day wearing a hoodie, hat, surgical mask and sunglasses. They are known for their subtlety.
Anyway, four of them were arrested as a result, VIDEO: Four arrested after violent jewelry store robbery at Cool Springs mall, but the names of the four were just delightful.
Quintaurus, Dunterious, Keisean and Marcanzo (sounds like a Mexican dish). Those are some awesome Basketball-American names.
I didn’t have anything else to add, their names just made me GOL (guffaw out loud).