It is an old saying that the only two certainties in life are death and taxes. Now thanks to 87,000 new IRS agents, many of them armed, you can get both in one convenient location!
Death And Taxes
Better have a receipt for that business lunch you took a deduction for, otherwise you might get a cap popped in yo ass.
Oddly enough, the careers webpage for the IRS where this job (IRS Criminal Investigation Special Agent) is posted seems to have been taken off-line:
But the internet is forever and some nice folks kindly archived the page here. There are around 2,000 armed IRS agents and part of their job description is a willingness to shoot Americans. Why does the Internal Revenue Service have thousands of armed agents who are required to be willing to use deadly force?
I think you know why.