Friday, July 29, 2022

Not Even Satire Anymore

From The Babylon Bee:



They should have stuck with the old slogan "Join The Army To Die For Israel, If You Survive You Get Free College Or Something".

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  1. So who's going to pilot those F-15's and polish those nukes that Emperor Poopypants The Last threatened us deplorables with? Those planes ain't gonna crash themselves.

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    1. Blue-haired landwhales what don't need no man and spear-carrying Neo-Wakandans are gonna pilot those planes. And they'll do it better than those oppressive white men. Duh.

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    2. I am sure putting people who were unable to figure out the wheel in charge of the most high tech aircraft ever produced will end well.

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  2. The Writers for the Bee have the Toughest Job in Journalism - staying "Ahead of the Curve" in Clownworld.

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    1. Absolutely

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    2. I often have to do a double take on their Not The Bee articles to make sure it isn't a babylon bee, the lines are awfully blurry

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    3. I imagine it's like those old movies about newspapers trying to get a story into the paper just before printing time: "Quick Jimmy, we have to get the type set or we'll get scooped by Reality!"

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  3. We need a right-wing nut job with a billion dollars to start his own army full of testosterone and guts. I'll let you know if I'm starting one tomorrow and offering good paying jobs as I bought 3 tickets for the mega millions jackpot.

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    1. If I ever won the lotto I would allocate a significant chunk to doing exactly that

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  4. Instead of what we are euphemistically calling an "army" these days, what we need are self motivated "warriors " who will fight for their homes, families and way of life. Every one of them will be worth 10 woke "soldiers" produced by our fraudulent military.

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    1. That is the great white pill of this, the new "army" is a shadow of what it once was. I would put a 50 year old White vet against a dozen trannies.

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    2. Throw them a rope and a stool, 40% casualties without firing a shot.

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  5. On an unrelated note i'm seeing diversity in action...https://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/en/wanted

    Exile1981

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    1. It always cracks me up that they include a few White people who typically are wanted for some minor offense while the murderers are always of an especially vibrant nature.

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    2. 3 whites and one is a guy from the 80's who failed to show up for a court date. Another is a women wanted for abducting her own kids and the last is an eastern european immigrant wanted for murder for hire.

      Every sexual assault, or rape one is a particular group.

      Exile1981

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