Not Even Satire Anymore Arthur Sido July 29, 2022 15 Comments From The Babylon Bee: Army Unsure Why Their New Slogan ‘America Is Racist, You Should Die For It’ Isn’t Getting Traction They should have stuck with the old slogan “Join The Army To Die For Israel, If You Survive You Get Free College Or Something”. Post navigation Previous Previous post: Wagging The DawgNext Next post: This Isn’t Your Country Anymore 15 Comments Anonymous July 29, 2022 at 2:15 pm Reply So who's going to pilot those F-15's and polish those nukes that Emperor Poopypants The Last threatened us deplorables with? Those planes ain't gonna crash themselves. Anonymous July 29, 2022 at 8:51 pm Reply The Writers for the Bee have the Toughest Job in Journalism – staying "Ahead of the Curve" in Clownworld. Anonymous July 29, 2022 at 11:00 pm Reply Absolutely Mike_C July 29, 2022 at 11:09 pm Reply Blue-haired landwhales what don't need no man and spear-carrying Neo-Wakandans are gonna pilot those planes. And they'll do it better than those oppressive white men. Duh. JackDup July 30, 2022 at 12:26 am Reply We need a right-wing nut job with a billion dollars to start his own army full of testosterone and guts. I'll let you know if I'm starting one tomorrow and offering good paying jobs as I bought 3 tickets for the mega millions jackpot. Xzebek July 30, 2022 at 4:18 am Reply Instead of what we are euphemistically calling an "army" these days, what we need are self motivated "warriors " who will fight for their homes, families and way of life. Every one of them will be worth 10 woke "soldiers" produced by our fraudulent military. Anonymous July 30, 2022 at 2:19 pm Reply On an unrelated note i'm seeing diversity in action…https://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/en/wanted Exile1981 Arthur Sido July 30, 2022 at 2:35 pm Reply It always cracks me up that they include a few White people who typically are wanted for some minor offense while the murderers are always of an especially vibrant nature. Arthur Sido July 30, 2022 at 2:36 pm Reply That is the great white pill of this, the new "army" is a shadow of what it once was. I would put a 50 year old White vet against a dozen trannies. Arthur Sido July 30, 2022 at 2:37 pm Reply I am sure putting people who were unable to figure out the wheel in charge of the most high tech aircraft ever produced will end well. Arthur Sido July 30, 2022 at 2:37 pm Reply I often have to do a double take on their Not The Bee articles to make sure it isn't a babylon bee, the lines are awfully blurry Arthur Sido July 30, 2022 at 2:38 pm Reply If I ever won the lotto I would allocate a significant chunk to doing exactly that Anonymous July 30, 2022 at 4:47 pm Reply 3 whites and one is a guy from the 80's who failed to show up for a court date. Another is a women wanted for abducting her own kids and the last is an eastern european immigrant wanted for murder for hire. Every sexual assault, or rape one is a particular group. Exile1981 Zorost July 31, 2022 at 12:51 am Reply I imagine it's like those old movies about newspapers trying to get a story into the paper just before printing time: "Quick Jimmy, we have to get the type set or we'll get scooped by Reality!" Zorost July 31, 2022 at 12:53 am Reply Throw them a rope and a stool, 40% casualties without firing a shot. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.