Wednesday, June 15, 2022

I'll See Your Florida Man And Raise You A Southern Indiana Man

Headline speaks for itself:

Not just in a stolen Walmart motorized cart but driving in the left lane and pushing a construction barrel.

The article doesn't mention it but I suspect alcohol might have been involved. 


  1. Don't those things automatically disable when they are out of Wifi range of the store? That was my understanding. Otherwise, they would be routinely jacked like everything else at Wally's Meth Emporium.

    Interstate, no less. Dang. Somebody really slipped his moorings.

  2. This reminds me of George Jones driving his lawnmower to the liquor store after his wife hid the car keys. Evidently this happened with more than one of his wives.

    I used to know a guy who got a DUI on a horse. He was a bad drunk. I would be shocked if he's still alive