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From “The Universal Franchise Was A Mistake” Files

Behold, Krystle Matthews. She is a South Carolina State House Representative and is in a runoff election tomorrow to challenge Republican Tim Scott for the U.S. Senate seat.

She is a strong black wahmen of colour who don’t need no man. A proud single mom with five chidlins, she is a real winner but even she needs her some hep when it comes to winning. She was recently caught on a recorded phone call to an inmate, one David Solomon Ballard. 


A South Carolina man who was in jail for threatening the life of a Midlands-area sheriff was arrested and charged for assaulting a State Law Enforcement Division agent Wednesday. 

David Solomon Ballard, 33, faces multiple charges for the crimes he’s accused of committing. 

For threatening Aiken County Sheriff Mike Hunt, the Jackson resident was charged with threatening life, person or family of a public official. The charge is a felony with a maximum sentence of five years in prison, a fine of up to $5,000 or both. 

For assaulting a SLED agent, Ballard was also charged with assault and battery of a high and aggravated nature. The charge is a felony with a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison….

… Ballard has an extensive arrest record, according to aikencountysc.gov. He has previously been arrested and charged with: Assault & Battery (3rd degree) Driving Under Suspension (multiple charges) DUI (multiple charges) Simple Possession of Marujuana (multiple charges) Possession of Drug Paraphernalia Assault / Assault & Battery with Intent to Kill Drugs, Distribute to Under 18/Sched V Drugs, Pur Of Cont Sub w/in proximity of school
Mr. Ballard is a swell guy who is naturally who you would reach out to on a strategy call. Who doesn’t solicit help from violent convicts while running for the U.S. Senate? 
Here is the call:
Some highlights:

This is definitely someone who should be making laws that impact me and my family.
I am not a lawyer but it sounds like she is encouraging this inmate to get his buddies on the outside to get duffle bags of drug money and donate it under other people’s names to her campaign. That sounds like a felony or something. 
I dropped a note to the attorney general of South Carolina, we will see if he does anything or if the South Carolina Democrat Party intervenes. This might actually help her win some votes in the black community…

8 Comments

  1. Otis D

    gubmint at every level is a criminal enterprise….what's illegal for us is standard operating procedure for them.

    anarcho-tyranny

  2. Mike_C

    But DS Ballard has dreds and glasses! That means he's authentically Black, and that he's an intellectual. I'll bet he even owns a book and all that.

    Image is everything with these idiots. I swear, if "Mumia Abu-Jamal" had retained his birth name (Wesley Cook) and had a normal haircut no one would have given a shit about his murdering ass going to jail.

  3. saoirse

    Democraps employing dishonest and illegal tactics to win elections? Say it ain't so!
    This latest 'expose' will undoubtedly be used as yet another prod to convince conservatives of all stripes that voting for Republicunts is crucial, lest we lose our great country….cough, gag, vomit.
    Shitlibs can indeed win by masquerading as Republicans because underneath the media facade there's no fundamental difference between the two cabals.
    Lots of dopes out there and not all of them are on drugs!

  4. daniel_day

    Literacy tests to vote are one of my pet issues. The need to study for the test administered at the polling place immediately before voting will reduce the number of ignorant and irresponsible voters.

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