Oh goodie, the Afghan's did a bang up job after we spent untold billions and 20 years trying to create a functioning army that promptly fled as soon as the Taliban showed up without Daddy America to fight for them. At least he won't be in a position to actually do any fighting or anything.
The Indiana National Guard said (Mohammad Zaki) Ahmadi will head to Fort Jackson, South Carolina later this year for basic training and then onto advanced training to become a financial management technician so that he can join the 177th Financial Management Support Detachment.
“I have an interest in keeping records and financial records,” said Ahmadi. “At the end of the day, if there’s a need I have to be a soldier.”
Keeping financial records safe for freedom! Why do we have "financial management technicians" in the Indiana National Guard? Are they called up in case of a major financial records emergency?
What really got me was the photo from the story, summing up the absolute clown show the U.S. military has become:
You have a diminutive little African chick swearing in a guy named Mohammad Zaki Ahmadi into the Indiana National Guard, while the dude is wearing a fucking mask, so he can be a financial management technician in the 177th Financial Management Support Detachment.
How does this help us win the next war?
Sure makes for a nice virtue signaling story, it would only be better if he had fled to Ukraine first and then come to the U.S. last week before signing on to fight the evil forces of Vodka Man Bad one piece of paper at a time.
The Pentazion better hope we don't get into a real war because that will not go well.