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Spiciness In Store Next Week

Things were relatively quiet in February thanks to some ugly weather but this upcoming week looks to be ratcheting up the spiciness. 

To kick things off, we are looking at a brief warm snap for a few days. Temps here are supposed to be in the 60s for three days and in Chicago, the same is true.

When it is -5, you can maybe overlook Da’qualicious dissing your new rap video but when it gets into the upper 50s or even 60s? Time for the lead to start flying. Baltimore is looking at a couple of days in the 70s, including next Friday.

Next up, wizened old bat Diane Feinstein is taking time away from her job at Gringotts to pursue her favorite pastime, infringing on American rights. Back in 1995, Senator Feinstein groused that if she had the votes she would have pushed to ban “assault weapons” but also demand that Americans turn in their AR-15s, famously saying “Mr. and Mrs. America, turn them all in”
25 years later and she is still panting like a bitch in heat at the thoughts of the goyim being forced to hand over our firearms. She might be introducing a new “assault weapons ban” in the coming weeks and maybe even this week.

Expect to see her try to piggyback an “assault weapons” ban onto background check legislation. 

Starting tomorrow we see the opening of the Derek Chauvin trial. Chauvin was the officer seen restraining George Floyd last May. Floyd died from a lifetime of drug abuse and being hopped up on fentanyl but the officer restraining him still faces charges of second-degree unintentional murder and second-degree manslaughter. I am not a lawyer but the defense case seems pretty strong given the toxicology reports but it will still be tough to find a jury pool. “Protests” are already starting and if the case looks like it is going sideways for the prosecution, expect violence to break out. Actually, short of a summary execution of Chauvin you should expect violence to break out.
So yeah, thing seem to be heating up a bit. Fun times for all!


  1. Anonymous

    "Da'qualicious" — priceless. And why do nearly all of their names have to start with "Shit"? Asking for a friend 🙂

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