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Boulder, Colo. Police officials updated the public regarding Monday’s mass shooting at the King Soopers grocery store that left 10 people dead, including the first police officer to arrive on the scene, revealing they have charged the suspect with 10 counts of first-degree murder. 

Police identified the suspect as Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa, a 21-year-old Arvada, Colorado man, though his motive for the attack was not specified at this time.
Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa?!
Fire up the memory hole!

Look for the same people who said last week that the shooting of Atlanta area massage parlors was proof that White men are dangerous to now screech that we can’t judge all Muslims by the actions of one man.

6 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    Some shootings are just "shootier" than others. The tragic, White Supremecist outrage in Atlanta was surely much shootier than the mostly peaceful massacres that are a daily happenstance in Chicongo. And when an oppressed muslim dumps a mag, he is merely obeying his peace-loving prophet. No hate crime here.

    Props to Hamzi Ramzi al Whoopsiedaisy for ringing the bell ten times, though. He won the teddy bear for his she-goat for sure.

  2. Arthur Sido

    "Props to Hamzi Ramzi al Whoopsiedaisy for ringing the bell ten times, though. He won the teddy bear for his she-goat for sure." That is comedy gold, I literally LOL'd at that.

  3. Marina

    But, but, it's still White Man fault. It's because of rayyycismmm that poor Ahmad fired guns at people. He suffered soooo much discrimination. Bad, bad White Man.

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